Weapon of choice

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  1. _Originz

    Makes you wonder why it stuns them. Do they get horny off it touching them or something?

  2. WaldoOU812

    I seemed to remember laughing myself silly for a good few minutes when I first found this. And then taking down cyberpsychos? Priceless.

  3. FakeFendi

    I play on console and controller just vibrates the entire time when I use Sir John. Nice touch

  4. VastAmoeba

    I actually had a friend that had a dong in his back pack that he’d take to parties and he has definitely beaten people up with it.

  5. shmokinbuds

    Literally my favorite weapon. It’s the most fun to beat the shit out of people with a giant dildo 🤣 and I can only imagine how jarring it would be to watch

  6. Illustrious-Ant6998

    This weapon leads to some pretty Shakespearean moments while V pursues their revenge.

  7. TheAwkwardGamerRNx

    Too bad it’s not a throwable…

  8. reptilian_pope

    I love flogging people to death with this. It’s my primary weapon

  9. Separate-Sky-1451

    I just wonder if it was V or Stout who…um…used it.

  10. PressEtoMount

    Pre 2.0 it was a beast, post 2.0 it’s still a beast

  11. TrickyDickNixon46

    How do you get this little… toy

  12. Mahyarthe1st

    I wish it had a special finisher move where you could shove it inside the enemy’s asshole.

  13. Stickybandits9

    Iirc the people in the secret ending mention something like “do you see what he has in his hands?” And another, “you’re not gonna hit me with that? Are you?” When you use that phallic monstrosity lol. I could be wrong too. Havnt played it in a while.

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