I work at an Amazon warehouse, and periodically throughout the day these little thirty second exercise prompts will pop up on my screen. You can pick between physical or mental, and it either gives you some stretches to do, or some guided breathing respectively. The other day this was the mental option instead.
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Jfc that’s depressing.
Edit: Also this post would fit real well on r/ABoringDystopia if you wanna crosspost it there op.
What a garbage company.
Should we fix working conditions, or tell workers to “just go to your happy place”? Hmmm…
Dystopian weird bullshit. Which robot comes up with such sorry ideas?
EMPLOYEE thespencman YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOTTED savoring TIME FRAME BY 3.82 seconds. IN ACCORDANCE WITH AMAZON POLICY YOUR lunch HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A MANDATORY reeducation class. A PERSONAL WELL BEING OFFICER HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO YOUR CASE. ANY OBJECTIONS MAY LEAD TO suspension, firing OR termination. THANK YOU AND REMEMBER, “Work Hard. Have Fun. Make History.”
Man, this looks like something straight out of Severance. I hate it.