What’s your favorite ilegal topping?

24 Comments

  1. Chungus510

    Wait, I’ve played over 150 hours. I’ve never understood why they show us bounties. Can we capture people and turn them in? If so how. Because when u say “collect” it threw me off.

  2. I got a feeling this could be unrelated to pizza

  3. microwavefridge2000

    I always knew that putting pineapples on pizza is a crime against food!

  4. Mundane_Scallions

    I love this game more and more every day

  5. roos_de_baas

    If you dont get to him, the Italians will. Gotta make the eddies choom

  6. Pistonenvy2

    i would bet money 99% of pineapple on pizza haters have never tried it.

    i never really had an opinion about it for years and years but recently tried it and it makes complete sense, if you dont like it thats one thing but saying its a crime or vile etc. is just absurd and untrue.

  7. Wait is this actually in the game?

    (I’m Italian, if that’s the case imma boot into it rn and make myself some justice)

  8. Krazy_Snake

    Just knock him out if you feel so bad about it.

  9. fluffy_bottoms

    The Pizza Desecration Act is proof CyberPunk is set in a dystopian future. Pineapple on pizza is amazing, chooms.

  10. Cakeriel

    Bounty is way too low for that abomination

  11. lordspaz88

    They weren’t kidding, he really is an animal

  12. Edhawk363

    Don’t he broke the law and put pineapple on pizza

  13. BangedTheKeyboard

    The law is wrong.

    Let my fellow filthy pineapple pizza comrades walk free!

  14. gBgh_Olympian

    The real horror comes when you realize that the crime wasn’t putting pineapple on the pizza. It was taking it off. This is cyberpunk. There are no happy endings.

  15. Tork-n-Tron

    I actually finished this mission yesterday, and laughed my ass off when I scanned him, as he was actually chowing down on a slice at the time. So I snuck up, non-lethally, and tucked him away in a corner to sleep. Team Pineapple.

  16. meep5000

    He’s a MAULER with the ANIMALS and the only thing they could cook him for was PIZZA TOPPINGS?

  17. afrophvnk

    And that’s why when Judy asks me what I want on my pizza, I always answer Pineapple. So she should have a bounty on her head for buying the pizza and I should have a bounty for eating the pizza.

  18. Stankindveacultist

    Wait they can have locust pizza but not pineapple pizza?

    Truly a cyberpunk moment

  19. Scouse_Werewolf

    Choom, shoot that mother fucker in the face. Don’t be a gonk and allow pizza crimes this severe to go unpunished.

  20. Discourtesy-Call

    I LOVE IT! I’ve never seen that one before, in all my hours gaming.

  21. DrReisender

    Lmao is that really in the game or is that a mod ? That’s genius level of dumb and I love it

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