Wait, I’ve played over 150 hours. I’ve never understood why they show us bounties. Can we capture people and turn them in? If so how. Because when u say “collect” it threw me off.
Ar_phis
I got a feeling this could be unrelated to pizza
microwavefridge2000
I always knew that putting pineapples on pizza is a crime against food!
Kestr3l_n7
He needs to be burnt alive
Mundane_Scallions
I love this game more and more every day
roos_de_baas
If you dont get to him, the Italians will. Gotta make the eddies choom
Pistonenvy2
i would bet money 99% of pineapple on pizza haters have never tried it.
i never really had an opinion about it for years and years but recently tried it and it makes complete sense, if you dont like it thats one thing but saying its a crime or vile etc. is just absurd and untrue.
NerY_05
Wait is this actually in the game?
(I’m Italian, if that’s the case imma boot into it rn and make myself some justice)
Krazy_Snake
Just knock him out if you feel so bad about it.
BlackFinch90
It’s only street cred.
fluffy_bottoms
The Pizza Desecration Act is proof CyberPunk is set in a dystopian future. Pineapple on pizza is amazing, chooms.
Cakeriel
Bounty is way too low for that abomination
lordspaz88
They weren’t kidding, he really is an animal
Edhawk363
Don’t he broke the law and put pineapple on pizza
BangedTheKeyboard
The law is wrong.
Let my fellow filthy pineapple pizza comrades walk free!
gBgh_Olympian
The real horror comes when you realize that the crime wasn’t putting pineapple on the pizza. It was taking it off. This is cyberpunk. There are no happy endings.
Tork-n-Tron
I actually finished this mission yesterday, and laughed my ass off when I scanned him, as he was actually chowing down on a slice at the time. So I snuck up, non-lethally, and tucked him away in a corner to sleep. Team Pineapple.
meep5000
He’s a MAULER with the ANIMALS and the only thing they could cook him for was PIZZA TOPPINGS?
afrophvnk
And that’s why when Judy asks me what I want on my pizza, I always answer Pineapple. So she should have a bounty on her head for buying the pizza and I should have a bounty for eating the pizza.
Stankindveacultist
Wait they can have locust pizza but not pineapple pizza?
Truly a cyberpunk moment
GODbomb247
Kill ‘em!
Scouse_Werewolf
Choom, shoot that mother fucker in the face. Don’t be a gonk and allow pizza crimes this severe to go unpunished.
Discourtesy-Call
I LOVE IT! I’ve never seen that one before, in all my hours gaming.
DrReisender
Lmao is that really in the game or is that a mod ? That’s genius level of dumb and I love it
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Wait, I’ve played over 150 hours. I’ve never understood why they show us bounties. Can we capture people and turn them in? If so how. Because when u say “collect” it threw me off.
I got a feeling this could be unrelated to pizza
I always knew that putting pineapples on pizza is a crime against food!
He needs to be burnt alive
I love this game more and more every day
If you dont get to him, the Italians will. Gotta make the eddies choom
i would bet money 99% of pineapple on pizza haters have never tried it.
i never really had an opinion about it for years and years but recently tried it and it makes complete sense, if you dont like it thats one thing but saying its a crime or vile etc. is just absurd and untrue.
Wait is this actually in the game?
(I’m Italian, if that’s the case imma boot into it rn and make myself some justice)
Just knock him out if you feel so bad about it.
It’s only street cred.
The Pizza Desecration Act is proof CyberPunk is set in a dystopian future. Pineapple on pizza is amazing, chooms.
Bounty is way too low for that abomination
They weren’t kidding, he really is an animal
Don’t he broke the law and put pineapple on pizza
The law is wrong.
Let my fellow filthy pineapple pizza comrades walk free!
The real horror comes when you realize that the crime wasn’t putting pineapple on the pizza. It was taking it off. This is cyberpunk. There are no happy endings.
I actually finished this mission yesterday, and laughed my ass off when I scanned him, as he was actually chowing down on a slice at the time. So I snuck up, non-lethally, and tucked him away in a corner to sleep. Team Pineapple.
He’s a MAULER with the ANIMALS and the only thing they could cook him for was PIZZA TOPPINGS?
And that’s why when Judy asks me what I want on my pizza, I always answer Pineapple. So she should have a bounty on her head for buying the pizza and I should have a bounty for eating the pizza.
Wait they can have locust pizza but not pineapple pizza?
Truly a cyberpunk moment
Kill ‘em!
Choom, shoot that mother fucker in the face. Don’t be a gonk and allow pizza crimes this severe to go unpunished.
I LOVE IT! I’ve never seen that one before, in all my hours gaming.
Lmao is that really in the game or is that a mod ? That’s genius level of dumb and I love it