I’m not. I’ve just been going to school, making friends, and fighting humanity’s inner darkness while burning my dread. Everything I’m doing is legal.
One-Broccoli-5772
Who’s gonna arrest me for killing zombies 10 feet away from where a nuclear bomb exploded?
AngryWarHippo
Running a Playboy Empire
xfireslidex
TK’ing
MyFriendTheAlchemist
Execution by the CEC, I ain’t getting arrested, they’d rather kill me to save on trouble.
Note, the people behind the CEC(unitologists)
InsubstantialPixel
Hiring a rogue to steal from the Zenterim (so I wouldn’t lose any reputation selling thier stuff back to them).
Fepu89
As a PUBG player….for killing others on an island
ThAtGuY-101
Lots and lots of vehicular manslaughter. I drive two speeds. 0 mph. Put it in park. And 100mph+
queerl3ear
Stealing princess auroras heart.
Call-Me-Leo
Becoming the God Of War by vanquishing all sorts of gods from different religions and cultures
Active-Astronomer352
Saving the planet FF7 OG.
tucsondog
Speeding
PolyZex
Well I’ve been playing RDR2 lately so it’s stage coach robbery.
OGWolfMen
Honkai: Star Rail, so maybe trespassing or rifling through the trash
BoxAnnual3980
For me it was Stellaris…. So they gonna put me down.
Responsible_Squash37
Treason
scaruruu
Setting up successful space infrastructure
Anastasia-Sigyn
Arrested for: Serving “Liber-TEA” in an overly aggressive manner (perp claims its enthusiastic justice)
Statement: “freedom ain’t free, I’ll make sure the ministry of truth hears about this. I’m sure General Brasch will bail me out.. I’m far too valuable a soldier. “
Officer thoughts: “Though the killing was completely unnecessary, the man has quite an infectious patriotism about them. I think I may have heard of these Helldivers before.. will investigate this supposed organization.”
Addendum: Officer responsible for the arrest went on to join the Helldivers. He’s now a space chief prime, sailing through space in the SES Executor of Destiny
(I believe the officer was a gamer who supposedly enjoyed a game called.. Destiny? His words, “No more time for silly games though.. FREEDOM AINT FREE.”)
Charming-Loquat3702
I don’t know. Regicide? I played chess
AerolsCausticCrater
I read this without looking at where it was posted. My brain immediately was like “oh Cyberpunk, so… everything, I guess.”
Cinkodacs
Nobody arrests the Imperial Inquisition, we do the arresting and judging. BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
Bryaxis
I’ve been playing Graveyard Keeper lately, so… *insert monkey looking sideways meme*.
Optimal_Priority2899
Getting arrested for spreading managed democracy and freedom.
syko-rc
Destroying the economic system with selling potions and then buying trading lessons from a few teachers… is it a crime to destroy the free market?
Wrong_Gas_8579
I think u mean freedom 🦅🦅🦅 fighting
illoeanta
Spreading Democracy.
Spirited-Tomato5631
Causing the extinction of the golden nessies
hvk13
Killing giant wildlife
SirYiffAlot
for me dying light 2, so prolly assault n battery, first degree murder, tresspassing on military property and plenty, plenty more
NavySeal2k
Nothing, Legion took over, there is no police anymore, plus I am part of the thin blue line, I can burry all my crimes.
Blackbox7719
I guess I’m getting burned at the stake by priests of the Eternal Fire for being a “filthy mutant.”
Hermeticrux
Beating the shit out of literally every single thing with my son so there’s no one left to bother us.
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Falling in front of a npcd officer
Delivering Liberty!
Spreading Démocratie
Necromancing.
I’m not. I’ve just been going to school, making friends, and fighting humanity’s inner darkness while burning my dread. Everything I’m doing is legal.
Who’s gonna arrest me for killing zombies 10 feet away from where a nuclear bomb exploded?
Running a Playboy Empire
TK’ing
Execution by the CEC, I ain’t getting arrested, they’d rather kill me to save on trouble.
Note, the people behind the CEC(unitologists)
Hiring a rogue to steal from the Zenterim (so I wouldn’t lose any reputation selling thier stuff back to them).
As a PUBG player….for killing others on an island
Lots and lots of vehicular manslaughter. I drive two speeds. 0 mph. Put it in park. And 100mph+
Stealing princess auroras heart.
Becoming the God Of War by vanquishing all sorts of gods from different religions and cultures
Saving the planet FF7 OG.
Speeding
Well I’ve been playing RDR2 lately so it’s stage coach robbery.
Honkai: Star Rail, so maybe trespassing or rifling through the trash
For me it was Stellaris…. So they gonna put me down.
Treason
Setting up successful space infrastructure
Arrested for: Serving “Liber-TEA” in an overly aggressive manner (perp claims its enthusiastic justice)
Statement: “freedom ain’t free, I’ll make sure the ministry of truth hears about this. I’m sure General Brasch will bail me out.. I’m far too valuable a soldier. “
Officer thoughts: “Though the killing was completely unnecessary, the man has quite an infectious patriotism about them. I think I may have heard of these Helldivers before.. will investigate this supposed organization.”
Addendum: Officer responsible for the arrest went on to join the Helldivers. He’s now a space chief prime, sailing through space in the SES Executor of Destiny
(I believe the officer was a gamer who supposedly enjoyed a game called.. Destiny? His words, “No more time for silly games though.. FREEDOM AINT FREE.”)
I don’t know. Regicide? I played chess
I read this without looking at where it was posted. My brain immediately was like “oh Cyberpunk, so… everything, I guess.”
Nobody arrests the Imperial Inquisition, we do the arresting and judging. BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
I’ve been playing Graveyard Keeper lately, so… *insert monkey looking sideways meme*.
Getting arrested for spreading managed democracy and freedom.
Destroying the economic system with selling potions and then buying trading lessons from a few teachers… is it a crime to destroy the free market?
I think u mean freedom 🦅🦅🦅 fighting
Spreading Democracy.
Causing the extinction of the golden nessies
Killing giant wildlife
for me dying light 2, so prolly assault n battery, first degree murder, tresspassing on military property and plenty, plenty more
Nothing, Legion took over, there is no police anymore, plus I am part of the thin blue line, I can burry all my crimes.
I guess I’m getting burned at the stake by priests of the Eternal Fire for being a “filthy mutant.”
Beating the shit out of literally every single thing with my son so there’s no one left to bother us.