“Fuck the beach” – some random gangster gonk about to get mutilated by V
ponce_delorean
Johnnys entire narration during Pepe’s job is golden..
Honorable mention: “I wanted to be a boxer, but they turned me into a punchline” -Aaron Waines
OGNightspeedy
You’re starting to remind me of me…minus the charisma. And impressive cock.
The line itself is gold but Keanu’s delivery and the gesture he makes is just 👌🏻
No_Tamanegi
“There is nothing in this world that isn’t in the process of becoming something else”
smax410
“That’s the difference between you and me”
“Yeah that and an impressive cock”
cheesemangee
Tie between all of V’s sarcastic responses to Takemura.
Father_Prist
In PL when you’re getting the face implant and talking to Johnny- V: “what would you do if you were in my shoes?” Johnny: “I am in your shoes dumbass”
ASithLordPlaysThis
Johnny: So who do you think will show up?
V: The Spanish Inquisition.
Johnny: Huh. I wasn’t expecting that.
yzangamer_911
V: “you’re a real dick johnny”
Johnny: “and you’re a cunt, maybe we’ll fit together after all”
That had me dying lol
J_CC3
I don’t think I’ve heard that line? When does he say that?
Also my favourite is Vs reaction when Nix starts to >!short out because of Bartmoss’ deck!<
cescasjay
When Kerry says, “Do you ever feel like the city doesn’t give you a choice? You either burn alive in it, or never existed at all.” Those are the words of a wise old man.
1st_Earth_Escaper
“He’s fucked in the head, the world’s fucked in the head. And you’re fucked in the head, cause my fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you want to save the world, thats the first step – get fucked in the head.”
Bad_User2077
Meeting Kerry for the first time as a female V.
Kerry “Nice Rack”
Also
Johnny “The kid loves me.”
Kerry “Sure she does.”
Kreig7734
“Obeying our instincts is what makes us human, but so does denying them”
Sadlord999
The last convo between johonny and v, especially when johonny says:
For people like us Wrong city Wrong people
TheFlea71
BAD USER! BAD USER!
Shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer… oh, and most importantly – a splash of love.
flowerlytdm
“No, I’m not sucking anyone’s dick so they can fuck me in the ass!” Jefferson
Lady_Cloudia
“Tell him it was your guardian angel”
ChesterZirawin
The last convo of Johnny and V as you go with reed to one of PL endings (spoiler). I’m sorry Johnny, “yeah, me too”. That hit me so hard man…
DedicatedDetective34
“On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all… sweet dreams.” – Johnny Silverhand
Shortly followed by, “Meow. You do, too.” – Red Menace.
Mrnameyface
” of the thousands of heads I could’ve popped into, I’m glad it was yours, V.” Really makes me think how different it all would b if it happened to any of the people we encounter in game, I mean, it was ab 20 mins away from being Jackie.
Puzzleheaded-Drag940
HEY JOHNNY GET YOUR DIGITAL ASS OUT HERE in the mission where you find Johnny’s tapes.
Peakbrook
“You’ll follow this trail of breadcrumbs and when you connect the dots all you’ll see is a dick.”
prodigalsunz
Takemura explaining his four point plan to storm the float and V goes “5. Oda zero’s us and pisses on our graves”. The look Johnny gives you cracks me up.
King_Buliwyf
“Johnny… who’s breathing down my neck right now?”
“The fuck should I know? I only see what you see.”
treize31x
“Cat Shit Bat Shit Rat Shit” – V while trying to save Nix
imaginaryproblms
something about the delivery of “stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger” rlly tickles my brain.
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“Fuck the beach” – some random gangster gonk about to get mutilated by V
Johnnys entire narration during Pepe’s job is golden..
Honorable mention: “I wanted to be a boxer, but they turned me into a punchline” -Aaron Waines
You’re starting to remind me of me…minus the charisma. And impressive cock.
The line itself is gold but Keanu’s delivery and the gesture he makes is just 👌🏻
“There is nothing in this world that isn’t in the process of becoming something else”
“That’s the difference between you and me”
“Yeah that and an impressive cock”
Tie between all of V’s sarcastic responses to Takemura.
In PL when you’re getting the face implant and talking to Johnny- V: “what would you do if you were in my shoes?” Johnny: “I am in your shoes dumbass”
Johnny: So who do you think will show up?
V: The Spanish Inquisition.
Johnny: Huh. I wasn’t expecting that.
V: “you’re a real dick johnny”
Johnny: “and you’re a cunt, maybe we’ll fit together after all”
That had me dying lol
I don’t think I’ve heard that line? When does he say that?
Also my favourite is Vs reaction when Nix starts to >!short out because of Bartmoss’ deck!<
When Kerry says, “Do you ever feel like the city doesn’t give you a choice? You either burn alive in it, or never existed at all.” Those are the words of a wise old man.
“He’s fucked in the head, the world’s fucked in the head. And you’re fucked in the head, cause my fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you want to save the world, thats the first step – get fucked in the head.”
Meeting Kerry for the first time as a female V.
Kerry “Nice Rack”
Also
Johnny “The kid loves me.”
Kerry “Sure she does.”
“Obeying our instincts is what makes us human, but so does denying them”
The last convo between johonny and v, especially when johonny says:
For people like us Wrong city Wrong people
BAD USER! BAD USER!
Shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer… oh, and most importantly – a splash of love.
“No, I’m not sucking anyone’s dick so they can fuck me in the ass!” Jefferson
“Tell him it was your guardian angel”
The last convo of Johnny and V as you go with reed to one of PL endings (spoiler). I’m sorry Johnny, “yeah, me too”. That hit me so hard man…
“On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all… sweet dreams.” – Johnny Silverhand
Shortly followed by, “Meow. You do, too.” – Red Menace.
” of the thousands of heads I could’ve popped into, I’m glad it was yours, V.” Really makes me think how different it all would b if it happened to any of the people we encounter in game, I mean, it was ab 20 mins away from being Jackie.
HEY JOHNNY GET YOUR DIGITAL ASS OUT HERE in the mission where you find Johnny’s tapes.
“You’ll follow this trail of breadcrumbs and when you connect the dots all you’ll see is a dick.”
Takemura explaining his four point plan to storm the float and V goes “5. Oda zero’s us and pisses on our graves”. The look Johnny gives you cracks me up.
“Johnny… who’s breathing down my neck right now?”
“The fuck should I know? I only see what you see.”
“Cat Shit Bat Shit Rat Shit” – V while trying to save Nix
something about the delivery of “stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger” rlly tickles my brain.