Worst take on the game I ever seen yet

45 Comments

  1. JesusClausIsReal

    He must have not been paying attention.

    In Cyberpunk corpo execs are also murderers and thieves just on a much larger scale and with shinier guns than a street criminal.

  2. Safe_Fly3790

    Because, Oleg, murderers just kill you.

    They don’t also turn it into a tax write-off, quarterly bonus, and then tell you it’s good for the economy.

  3. MigratingPenguin

    If you sympathize with anyone in this game then you don’t get the point of it.

  4. agent-garland

    def not paying attention. corpo and murderer come in a nice little joint package

  5. ElHombreSmokin

    Literally the first thing they sent you to do as Corpo V is killing somebody.

  6. _yellowpear

    Ha, it seems like we’re playing different games

  7. CharlotteNoire

    Corpos ARE murderers… On steroids and with influence to face 0 consequences.

  8. CalicoJack_81

    My brother in Christ, let me tell you about the Sackler family.

  9. No_Bar6194

    Sounds like another temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

  10. metasynthax

    twitter user try not to have the absolute worst takes imaginable challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

  11. IWearBones138__

    Tell me you didnt pay attention to the themes of the game without telling me you didnt pay attention to the themes of the game.

    Like thats often the whole basis of the “cyberpunk” genre. A dystopian world overrun withgoverment and corporate control but with shiney tech.

  12. Anokata4657

    Average internet user when basic media literacy is required

  13. SonicWerehog149

    Corpos kill for power and control, and they’ll kill anyone without getting their own hands dirty just to maintain a clean public rep. That was what Corpo V was doing at the very beginning of the game trying to hire Jackie for a hit job request from their boss to neutralize his rival.

  14. StalinkaEnjoyer

    Guy who wishes he worked for Raytheon (or Boeing or Lockheed-Martin or Northrop-Grumman or GE or…) but is sad because he had to settle for Google.

  15. Corpo – Status Quo

    Gangers – Underdog

    Punk – Underdogs fighting against the Status Quo.

    Thus is Cyberpunk.

    Does this clear things up?

  16. Working-Telephone-45

    Corpo execs are murderers too

    They are just not the ones pulling the trigger

  17. Public_Swordfish4555

    (Insert Sheldon Cooper laptop meme)

  18. Adventurous_Fox58

    Why don’t people identify more with the bigger more powerful murderers and thieves? – Oleg

  19. mattybtheslumpgod

    this guy either wasnt paying attention at all or has the IQ of an 8 year old

  20. Appropriate_Bass_393

    */gestures Max Rockatanskily*

    That’s bait

  21. Creative_name25

    jesus Christ is media literacy dead

  22. DeathGodSkeith

    Brother is unfamiliar with the the cyberpunk genre it seems

  23. The blue check mark tells me all I need to know about this person.

  24. You ever seen a Corpo boy screw over everyone all at once? Damned straight we should give praise to thieves!

  25. IvyTheRanger

    Because it’s night city and corporations are insanely corrupt and they literally fought a war against other corporations
    Where as everyone else is just trying to survive

  26. ArkhamJacks

    This ding dong literally just described the cyberpunk aesthetic/genre??
    How blisteringly un self-aware can one dude be lmao

  27. MikeyB1719

    This might actually be the worst take I’ve ever seen regarding anything

  28. ThisIsTheNewSleeve

    If media literacy was a class, this guy would get an F.

  29. That’s why it’s called Cyber Punk, not Cyber Shill.

  30. Emotional-Hotel-4144

    Pure artisanal, organically sourced, trolling.

  31. enchiladasundae

    “I like cyberpunk”

    *proceeds to show how little they know about cyberpunk*

  32. Why do we romanticize outlaws, which end up being thieves, murderers and thugs?

  33. Frank_Gomez_

    Same reason as why people related to Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
    Governments/Execs/Corporations overworking and abusing the lower class to the point of breaking. Of course, no sane person would go out and bomb their fuckin work place because they hate their boss, but that’s a point we’re slowly but surely getting closer to everyday

  34. Latch_Lifter

    Reads like a Republican Party tweet about Ukraine or Palestine.

  35. ProposalWest3152

    I mean..you shouldnt be sympathizing with ANYONE in this game tbh

  36. dude’s not paying attention in either reality, is he..

  37. colourless_blue

    anyone with this take has no clue what the cyberpunk genre is about, beyond this individual game lol

  38. izzyeviel

    Why do people like Robinhood & hate King John? It is a mystery.

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