Don’t you know that it takes blood, sweat, and tears to make a graphics card?
First_Community_2534
They require a sacrifice every full moon to work properly.
catgamer188
Thats a free drink, I got some too, you should try it!
shadowlid
Just a paper cut from the 3 year old Chinese boy that was packaging it nothing to worry about.,…..
Maererin
Take a cotton swab and swipe it off. Create a clone of whoever packaged the GPU!
THED4NIEL
Free clone material included
vladdt
Poor Amazon worker! Probably delivery was delayed for 1 hour? 🙁
the_wolf_of_mystreet
it comes already pre pledged and you complaining? some people…
RentonZero
Free taster
ObnoxiousOldBastard
Ah. Obviously an old-school supplier. They’ve performed the blood sacrifice at the factory to save you from having to do it. Electronic devices always work better after they’ve tasted blood.
Foreign_Spinach_4400
The 4 year old chinese boy must have passed out of over exertion and been punished
Liarus_
He did the sacrifice for you.
Pretty cool to have that included with your new GPU you won’t have to do it now!
ahditeacha
This was no accident.
This was.. this was murder!
macbig_
This seems fine… nothing to worry about
MaxwllRedrum
Matt Damon in: BLOOD GPU
Massive-Theme-1840
Free liquid cooling
Alaviton
Looks like someone is pretty sick at factory. Maybe tuberculosis
Impossible_Okra
Sprinkle holy water and get blessings for the card just to ward out any demon infestations or lag.
arachnia85
Dont lick it and you’re fine
Snoo-36596
The sacrifice has already been made to the PC gods. +30 fps
Ray661
Neat! Pre-sacrificed cards are usually used cards not new, but some manufacturers think the quality of the blood sacrifice impacts the quality of the chips, and will offer their own for purity.
Daver7692
You 100% it’s not a return?
Could be someone cutting themselves on an IO shield removing it to return it, wouldn’t be the first time someone’s made a sacrifice to the IO shield overlords!
ButtonNo7052
Blood payment
nerdybro1
Looks like you dodged a bullet! No blood sacrifice you required now to get your computer to POST the first time.
DrDyngbeng
“THERE’S GODDAMN AIDS BLOOD IN THE POOL?!”
DogeTiger2021
Who did you kill to steal that GPU?
I am calling the FBI.
don_cali
ray tracing only works with a drop of blood from jen hsun huang.
don’t ask what’s needed for dlss…
Aok_al
You’re about to be terrorized by a GPU demon
_gadgetFreak
Blood Diamond.
basonjourne98
Blood turns brown when dry. That’s likely some CNY related color.
Crptnx
Nvidia pact.
TheSurlyBartender
Blood for the Blood God!
Lupus_Borealis
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows…
PlayMaGame
period.
zenkratos69
my uncle got a papercut. again. ._.
Desh1ck
Lick it
FrenchFryMonster06
Blood for the Blood God
Nikoxio
Blood dries brown, so unless it’s yours, it’s not blood.
Genku_
Its probably red marker from the logistics or something
Or maybe someone sinking in their teeth on the GPU in black friday
40 Comments
The Ritual is neccesary
Don’t you know that it takes blood, sweat, and tears to make a graphics card?
They require a sacrifice every full moon to work properly.
Thats a free drink, I got some too, you should try it!
Just a paper cut from the 3 year old Chinese boy that was packaging it nothing to worry about.,…..
Take a cotton swab and swipe it off. Create a clone of whoever packaged the GPU!
Free clone material included
Poor Amazon worker! Probably delivery was delayed for 1 hour? 🙁
it comes already pre pledged and you complaining? some people…
Free taster
Ah. Obviously an old-school supplier. They’ve performed the blood sacrifice at the factory to save you from having to do it. Electronic devices always work better after they’ve tasted blood.
The 4 year old chinese boy must have passed out of over exertion and been punished
He did the sacrifice for you.
Pretty cool to have that included with your new GPU you won’t have to do it now!
This was no accident.
This was.. this was murder!
This seems fine… nothing to worry about
Matt Damon in: BLOOD GPU
Free liquid cooling
Looks like someone is pretty sick at factory. Maybe tuberculosis
Sprinkle holy water and get blessings for the card just to ward out any demon infestations or lag.
Dont lick it and you’re fine
The sacrifice has already been made to the PC gods. +30 fps
Neat! Pre-sacrificed cards are usually used cards not new, but some manufacturers think the quality of the blood sacrifice impacts the quality of the chips, and will offer their own for purity.
You 100% it’s not a return?
Could be someone cutting themselves on an IO shield removing it to return it, wouldn’t be the first time someone’s made a sacrifice to the IO shield overlords!
Blood payment
Looks like you dodged a bullet! No blood sacrifice you required now to get your computer to POST the first time.
“THERE’S GODDAMN AIDS BLOOD IN THE POOL?!”
Who did you kill to steal that GPU?
I am calling the FBI.
ray tracing only works with a drop of blood from jen hsun huang.
don’t ask what’s needed for dlss…
You’re about to be terrorized by a GPU demon
Blood Diamond.
Blood turns brown when dry. That’s likely some CNY related color.
Nvidia pact.
Blood for the Blood God!
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows…
period.
my uncle got a papercut. again. ._.
Lick it
Blood for the Blood God
Blood dries brown, so unless it’s yours, it’s not blood.
Its probably red marker from the logistics or something
Or maybe someone sinking in their teeth on the GPU in black friday