Hands > El Capitan

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  1. No-Hovercraft-6600

    El Capitan got too demanding with his carjacking/chop shop biz

    Treat your employees right Cap

  2. Eurotriangle

    El Cap’s hairstyle makes me bleed from my face holes.

  3. I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

    Hands is cool asl love having my Dogtown fixer also be a competent father

  4. sapienti_tesak

    The seriousness of Hands’ face is killing me

  5. mutepaladin07

    Mr. Hands is always the safest bet for a Fixer.

  6. OGNightspeedy

    If I wanted to get my dick wet I wouldn’t stand in the rain!

  7. JesusSamuraiLapdance

    Hands is a pompous irritant with a hipster aesthetic. Wish there was an option to kill him.  Even though he has the best gigs. 

  8. theOGlilMudskipr

    If it wasn’t for hands I wouldn’t have been able to kill everything that moved in an underground child trafficking ring. Hands goat

  9. fatfuckpikachu

    i dont know what im on right now and i cant seem to get which person is your v and which ones mr hands face reveal.

  10. RickityCricket69

    what??? that’s a gonk brain move. hands is condescending and threatens v like a tough guy. did he not see v climb the pyramid from the outside and grab that axe?!?

  11. generalchaos34

    I like Hands and his peculiar way of speaking. Its soothing and invigorating

  12. Collin9199

    If I could shave El Captains head it would be different, but I never liked dealing with him.

  13. Suspicious_Fly570

    I love the way they changed and expanded hands so I can vibe with this

  14. I like Hands, and he is very professional, but let’s be real, if it gave him an advantage, he’d sell V out in a heartbeat.  The man has no principals or ethics, and he freely admits it.  

  15. strongashluna

    My hand is my best friend especially for Valentine’s day

  16. Irishavatar727

    I don’t hate any of the fixers tbh. I think they all represent their districts well. But fair take

  17. InfectiousCosmology1

    I think El Capitan is a genuinely good person though, he is doing Robin Hood shit. Like that mission where you steal the Arasaka truck him and the cop get mad if you save the cops life because if you let him die they could have helped even more people. Mr hands gets butthurt anytime you do anything that could lose him a tiny bit of money even if its obviously the right thing to do. Such as not letting anyone get their hands on the militech super weapon data, Mr hands would sell that to the highest bidder with no issues

  18. Numerous-Bug-

    My boyfriend recently GM’d a game of CPRed and it was fucking awesome and Hands was a HUGE character and he did such a fantastic job. It made me love the game character 20x more.

  19. Cel_Drow

    El Capitan is doing more to make me rich but Hands has better gigs and plays a big role in PL so they are both good chooms.

  20. __Osiris__

    I felt so bad when I disappointed him. He tells you he hates cleaning up others messes. Then Messages you to say the job was a bit dirty and now he needs to clean.

  21. SenatorCrabHat

    El Capitan would shoot you in the back and say something like “it’s just business V”.

    Mr Hands would give you a call, his face darkened again, and say something like “our time together has been productive V, but unfortunately all good things come to an end”.

    Mr Hands all the way.

  22. StalinkaEnjoyer

    Wait, is this actual high-effort “look at my V”-posting? In Anno Domini MMXXIV?

  23. jahapahaoajao

    Ayo hands gave me ID to enter and leave dogtown whenever I wanted wihtout even asking questions.

    Earned my respect there

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