El Capitan got too demanding with his carjacking/chop shop biz
Treat your employees right Cap
Eurotriangle
El Cap’s hairstyle makes me bleed from my face holes.
I-am-a-Fancy-Boy
Hands is cool asl love having my Dogtown fixer also be a competent father
sapienti_tesak
The seriousness of Hands’ face is killing me
mutepaladin07
Mr. Hands is always the safest bet for a Fixer.
OGNightspeedy
If I wanted to get my dick wet I wouldn’t stand in the rain!
SuperArppis
Naw, I kinda like the mullet man more.
JesusSamuraiLapdance
Hands is a pompous irritant with a hipster aesthetic. Wish there was an option to kill him. Even though he has the best gigs.
theOGlilMudskipr
If it wasn’t for hands I wouldn’t have been able to kill everything that moved in an underground child trafficking ring. Hands goat
fatfuckpikachu
i dont know what im on right now and i cant seem to get which person is your v and which ones mr hands face reveal.
RickityCricket69
what??? that’s a gonk brain move. hands is condescending and threatens v like a tough guy. did he not see v climb the pyramid from the outside and grab that axe?!?
InDeathWeReturn
I like the old Mr. Hands
Public_Swordfish4555
Mr. Hands 💪💪💪
generalchaos34
I like Hands and his peculiar way of speaking. Its soothing and invigorating
Collin9199
If I could shave El Captains head it would be different, but I never liked dealing with him.
Suspicious_Fly570
I love the way they changed and expanded hands so I can vibe with this
Sloore
I like Hands, and he is very professional, but let’s be real, if it gave him an advantage, he’d sell V out in a heartbeat. The man has no principals or ethics, and he freely admits it.
strongashluna
My hand is my best friend especially for Valentine’s day
Irishavatar727
I don’t hate any of the fixers tbh. I think they all represent their districts well. But fair take
InfectiousCosmology1
I think El Capitan is a genuinely good person though, he is doing Robin Hood shit. Like that mission where you steal the Arasaka truck him and the cop get mad if you save the cops life because if you let him die they could have helped even more people. Mr hands gets butthurt anytime you do anything that could lose him a tiny bit of money even if its obviously the right thing to do. Such as not letting anyone get their hands on the militech super weapon data, Mr hands would sell that to the highest bidder with no issues
Numerous-Bug-
My boyfriend recently GM’d a game of CPRed and it was fucking awesome and Hands was a HUGE character and he did such a fantastic job. It made me love the game character 20x more.
Cel_Drow
El Capitan is doing more to make me rich but Hands has better gigs and plays a big role in PL so they are both good chooms.
__Osiris__
I felt so bad when I disappointed him. He tells you he hates cleaning up others messes. Then Messages you to say the job was a bit dirty and now he needs to clean.
SenatorCrabHat
El Capitan would shoot you in the back and say something like “it’s just business V”.
Mr Hands would give you a call, his face darkened again, and say something like “our time together has been productive V, but unfortunately all good things come to an end”.
Mr Hands all the way.
StalinkaEnjoyer
Wait, is this actual high-effort “look at my V”-posting? In Anno Domini MMXXIV?
jahapahaoajao
Ayo hands gave me ID to enter and leave dogtown whenever I wanted wihtout even asking questions.
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Major spoilers for his face.
El Capitan got too demanding with his carjacking/chop shop biz
Treat your employees right Cap
El Cap’s hairstyle makes me bleed from my face holes.
Hands is cool asl love having my Dogtown fixer also be a competent father
The seriousness of Hands’ face is killing me
Mr. Hands is always the safest bet for a Fixer.
If I wanted to get my dick wet I wouldn’t stand in the rain!
Naw, I kinda like the mullet man more.
Hands is a pompous irritant with a hipster aesthetic. Wish there was an option to kill him. Even though he has the best gigs.
If it wasn’t for hands I wouldn’t have been able to kill everything that moved in an underground child trafficking ring. Hands goat
i dont know what im on right now and i cant seem to get which person is your v and which ones mr hands face reveal.
what??? that’s a gonk brain move. hands is condescending and threatens v like a tough guy. did he not see v climb the pyramid from the outside and grab that axe?!?
I like the old Mr. Hands
Mr. Hands 💪💪💪
I like Hands and his peculiar way of speaking. Its soothing and invigorating
If I could shave El Captains head it would be different, but I never liked dealing with him.
I love the way they changed and expanded hands so I can vibe with this
I like Hands, and he is very professional, but let’s be real, if it gave him an advantage, he’d sell V out in a heartbeat. The man has no principals or ethics, and he freely admits it.
My hand is my best friend especially for Valentine’s day
I don’t hate any of the fixers tbh. I think they all represent their districts well. But fair take
I think El Capitan is a genuinely good person though, he is doing Robin Hood shit. Like that mission where you steal the Arasaka truck him and the cop get mad if you save the cops life because if you let him die they could have helped even more people. Mr hands gets butthurt anytime you do anything that could lose him a tiny bit of money even if its obviously the right thing to do. Such as not letting anyone get their hands on the militech super weapon data, Mr hands would sell that to the highest bidder with no issues
My boyfriend recently GM’d a game of CPRed and it was fucking awesome and Hands was a HUGE character and he did such a fantastic job. It made me love the game character 20x more.
El Capitan is doing more to make me rich but Hands has better gigs and plays a big role in PL so they are both good chooms.
I felt so bad when I disappointed him. He tells you he hates cleaning up others messes. Then Messages you to say the job was a bit dirty and now he needs to clean.
El Capitan would shoot you in the back and say something like “it’s just business V”.
Mr Hands would give you a call, his face darkened again, and say something like “our time together has been productive V, but unfortunately all good things come to an end”.
Mr Hands all the way.
Wait, is this actual high-effort “look at my V”-posting? In Anno Domini MMXXIV?
Ayo hands gave me ID to enter and leave dogtown whenever I wanted wihtout even asking questions.
Earned my respect there