Why doesn’t V do this to Adam smasher, is he stupid

21 Comments

  1. AlchemicalDuckk

    Does he even wear pants? Or even have a recognizable digestive tract? I imagine he’s more like Robocop in this regard.

  2. JudgeJoeDean24

    What if he can’t shit his pants? Like others said, he should be more like Robocop in most regards, at least in his regular body. I suggest a quickhack that makes targets orgasm as a way to immobilize them temporarily. Can’t fight when your brain is doing backflips from cumming Smasher!

  3. GloryGreatestCountry

    Adam’s got no digestive system. Most you’d do is probably make him feel weird.

  4. Dark-Cloud666

    Jokes on you Adam Smasher doesnt even wear pants.

  5. Sergius047

    “Is this…having diarrhea?I’ve forgotten the sensation”

  6. azrehhelas

    What bowels is Smasher supposed to empty?

  7. pattyicevv77

    Jokes on you,you can’t make me shit my pants,as i had already done preemptively

  8. NewToThisThingToo

    *Minority Report* had “sick sticks.” It’s a good idea. Should be a non-lethal baton that’s available.

  9. stealthylyric

    Can you quickhack him now? When I fought him on my first playthrough quickhacks wouldn’t work on him.

  10. StormfromShadow

    How is the big ass borg gonna poop choom?

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