I’ll go first, jumping into the electricity in the Delamain side quest while looking for the control room

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  1. Flat-Research8331

    I glitched through the street into oblivion. Somehow counted as fall damage.

  2. I was doing an NCPD thing in Pacifica at the top of an apartment complex (I think). Looked over the edge and thought “that jump will definitely kill me” and proceeded to jump anyway

  3. I was at very hard difficulty doing my first boss, got her at 12% and when she was stunned, I flatlined out of the blue

    Changed the difficulty and was done in 2 minutes

  4. Defalt_477

    Killed myself with that arm missile. Shameful.

  5. Jumped off the balcony outside V’s apartment in the megabuilding thinking I could double jump to stop my momentum and prevent fall damage

  6. Fit_Branch_9529

    Vaulted through a window right onto a trip mine during the Arasaka parade mission.

  7. Guilty-Fun-8090

    The squatch hit me through the floor

  8. Confused_butamused

    Was not at all concentrating and thought I was getting the final Delamain car. Ended up following the yellow line and seeing a bunch of yellow arrows over people.

    And so, I started blasting.

    Only to hear Songbird tell me that wasnt a great idea, and I got absolutely mauled by NUSA.

    I had made it to the beginning of PL by accident.

  9. SubstantialFly7873

    Jumping off a ledge, that was too high

  10. KAL-EL8569

    Hit a random person by accident while doing a driving mission for Cap and it was right in front of the security checkpoint leaving Dogtown I got stuck trying to drive through anyway and couldn’t open either car door…got lit up like a christmas tree 🤣

  11. _dankystank_

    Was takin pretty sunset pics at the dam… you can guess what I did when I exited photo mode. 🤣😂🤣

  12. OppositePure4850

    I have a pretty funny glitch from when the game first came out that caused me to fall during the parade mission. If I can find it I’ll share it but I think it’s on my computer.

  13. ProfessionalJolly742

    Nah man I am not flatlining but my game is

  14. Puzzleleg

    In the apartment where you hide with Myers, I was looking into Dogtown and thought that little edge where the mattress is would stop me, jumped straight down.

  15. Caspar_Friedrich02

    Many stupid deaths due to many stupid attempts at trying to climb buildings that I had no business trying to climb, choom.

  16. fdjisthinking

    I have died way too many times trying to jump from one street level to another below to avoid going the long way round.

  17. Currystain04

    Executed a scav npc while he was downed. Close range, with a sniper that shoots explosive rounds.

  18. Plasmancer

    Called for my car, had it spawn inside of a solid shipping container, and exploded with me right next to it, trying to figure out what was going on. Haven’t laughed that hard in ages and bummed I have yet to recreate it

  19. Kirishima-san

    Going onto the field of EBM Petrochem Stadium. I didn’t realize it wasn’t accessible. More of a letdown than the inaccessible portions of the megabuildings.

  20. Went back with Claire after the first race.
    I skipped the travel and after the cut we spawned about 50 meters mid-air.
    Of course V left the car, fell and died on impact and then Beast crushed her too.

    It was so dumb, I loved it.

  21. LetTheBloodFlow

    Second or third playthrough, maybe, woke up after the Johnny implantation, went for a walk to Wilson’s shop, on the way (for no real reason) hit what I thought was a dodge button or something and instead threw a grenade. The grenade didn’t kill me. The ensuing mobilization of every single person who was currently, formerly, or potentially might in the future be, an NCPD officer, did. Honestly, never seen so many badges. It was like they were givin’ out donuts or something.

  22. Walking on scaffolding outside a building (Dream On quest), didn’t notice a gap and fell straight through.

  23. tteraevaei

    was parkouring around when i accidentally fell on the head of a cop, which triggers an automatic finisher so V slammed his head into the sidewalk. the other cops naturally started shooting at me, and they hit some gangoons and i wasn’t very high level yet and by the time i realized wtf was happening (never triggered the SMB finisher before lol), i was dead.

    lesson: no hop on cop

  24. gabblur_007

    my stupidest way is after I got done with viewing the BD of the cyberpsycho that tried to attack Lucian rhyme. i jumped onto their AV as it was taking off and trying to balance so I wouldn’t fall off and to see where it would take me anywhere but I got pushed off by an invincible wall

  25. dbrasco_

    First time I used commrades hammer I fired it while standing too close to a choo2 tank and blew myself up.

  26. SkylarDN9

    My bike apparently had an ejector seat button that activated when I hit a ledge. It sent me to the highest point in the world and then plummeted back down… until I hit the ground. I’ve yet to replicate that weird occurrence.

  27. Climbed into a burning car. I know it’s not possible now but…. it used to be

  28. lionkeyviii

    I called my vehicle and it landed on me. Ahh. Good ol 1.0 days 💀

  29. Traditional-Ad3518

    I was climbing up to the path of glory Mansion for screenshots and I during one of the hard parts jumped into a blocked off area clipped into a wall and fall to my death

    It doesn’t sound stupid but I’ve been doing that path ever since 2.0 dropped so I’m quite experienced

  30. Simple_Secretary_333

    Johnny kept narrating everything i was doing so i jumped off a bridge.

  31. MistrImpossible

    Knowing knocked incorrectly on Takemuras door

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