Muamar “El Capitán” Reyes: ” I knew I picked the right merc for the job.”

8 Comments

  1. JonfuciusOnline

    This is 95% of my El Cap deliveries, if I’m being honest. Not sure which ones result in the most damage, the timed ones or the combat ones.

  2. Anything worse than that is hear him comment after you fail the heist

  3. Cavscout2838

    “You’ve got a gift V.” Meanwhile I brought in a flaming turd with 3 wheels.

  4. Erban9387

    Frankly, I am glad they do this. The way the game/driving mechanics work, I don’t see it ever being possible (without pouring hours and hours into just driving practice) to get to the opposite end of the map without a dented hood, at minimum.

  5. Dveralazo

    I mean,I brought the first vehicle.completely unscathed and he told me that “perfection” is scary . Really?

    Now I even purposely crash their cars if I haven’t done it through the mision.

  6. Ylteicc_

    Wait, so i drive like an Amazon delivery guy at 23:59 for nothing?

  7. Waytooboredforthis

    I’m just glad I’m not they eased a bit on the time, and I’m not getting “good shape” with “you pissed off some people” anymore.

  8. Weighing the amount of maelstrom cars that come from both directions at once on the freeway against the fact that El Clowno still got a car with four wheels and an engine that isn’t on fire proves that he damn well did pick the right merc for the job.

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