I say we kidnap Keanu’s gf and then frame Elon Musk

16 Comments

  1. TigerPrestigious387

    ![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized)

  2. No_Bar6194

    Do you want to get Wick’d? Because that’s how you get Wick’d.

    ![gif](giphy|ekYjlj1oUZpVLRv1fK|downsized)

  3. No_Truce_

    Skip the middle-man! Be the Keanu Reeves you wish to see in the world OP!

  4. the_one_who_wins

    We have social collapse at home. 

    Reality:

  5. Suspicious_Trainer82

    You leave Keanu alone, he’s been through enough. Let the man be happy.

  6. Salza_boi

    Well we skipped a bombing of a major corporation headquarters

  7. SonOfEragon

    It almost like they just added crazy technology to a simplistic narrative version of reality around us for the past 50 years and turned it into a game 😉

  8. Keanu, literally two seconds after Musk sent in some goons to kidnap his girlfriend for shits and giggles:

    ![gif](giphy|d1DXgpGzO6Ew3rSo)

  9. Humanesque

    *Running an op, klepping a neuro-link from X Tower. Got a couple Gonks casing the joint now. Lot of Eddie’s riding in this one, Choom. I need a preem net runner to get past Musk’s blackwall but once we knock the systems you can slip in undectected.*

    Klep the chip and Delta. Got it, Input?

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