Ugh, those utter degenerates with their cranial bulge just exposed like that. Cover it up, harlot!
Merwanor
Was there any real indication that the club in Starfield was supposed to be a stripclub?
Was it not just a dance club where you could take a bunch of drugs?
Machoopi
I actually really like the stupid outfits the dancers wear in SF. They look goofy af, but that’s the point, right?
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Their outfit is maybe the least offensive thing in that entire club. Now.. if that club felt like a real, bustling nightclub.. and you saw those guys dancing on stage (and their animations weren’t shit), it would be pretty funny.
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Instead the entire club looks like the scene from Home Alone, where Kevin used a rope and the record player to make a cardboard cutout spin in the window. Also, why tf is that place so brightly lit? Maybe the person who designed this has never been outside at night.
chronocapybara
You n’wah!
Bannon9k
I dressed all of the NPC companions in the game in this stupid outfit. Made cut scenes actually entertaining.
DoeDon404
What dum dum believes the Astra Lounge is meant to be a strip club, it’s more like a privately funded lsd club
AwesomeX121189
The starfield club isn’t a strip club.
Try again
manbearpig0987
But it’s not a supposed to be a strip club?
avocado-v2
Ah Morrowind… Back when Bethesda made proper RPGs instead of action games masquerading as “RPGs”…
-FemboiCarti-
Put me in the gcj screenshot
PurpoUpsideDownJuice
If you want good video game strip clubs, play the yakuza series. You can even go to cabaret clubs and go on little dates with the virtual girls lol. In one game there’s a mini game where you can flirt with online strippers lol
Former-Illustrator97
I’m convinced Bethesda just built an empty world and placed in these tele-tubby motherfuckers as a template for modders to fix their game and add content to the world so they don’t have to do the work themselves.
LieutenantBJ
I’d be lying if I said 12 year old me didn’t jerk it in the House of Earthly Delights.
Kitakitakita
Top: Results of an outsourced company in India or China told to make a bar that cannot be perceived as offensive to anyone in America
Bottom: Results of company vacations to LSD manufacturer labs
Pmc511
Go outside dude
Dangerous_Jacket_129
Strip club or not, I think we can all agree that any sort of club like Starfield’s is lame as hell. You didn’t even get the suit and you didn’t even get to dance like that.
No0delZ
Twirl baby, Twirl. Do the Skyrim shuffle.
rincematic
Daggerfall with the topless ladies enter the chat!
SvenSylens
2023 just got weird lol
Narexus
I don’t know if we’re going up down or sideways, but it’s for sure different!!
I4mG0dHere
It’s a fucking whiplash seeing someone you recognize schizopost in mainstream subs
Jeoshua
I would also like to note: Neither one really looks like anything resembling a strip club, brothel, or even night club. Just like their female models look off. Almost like the designers haven’t actually been to a club, and never really seen a woman naked.
I know that’s probably not the case, but it is the sense that I’ve always gotten from their models and level design, you know?
jj4379
Whoever designed the SF ones… how high were you? Are you okay?
I’ve almost never seen such bad design EVER. It’s like wish and temu had an incest baby.
ChurchillianGrooves
I think Bethesda was so worried about getting *any* flak from the twitter mob they removed anything that could be potentially controversial from Starfield.
AlexGlezS
That was a letdown. The worst implementation ever what a shame.
BrotherRoga
I was expecting missing textures. Now that would have been a strip club worth going to!
SquidmanMal
Earthly Delights wasn’t a strip club, it was a straight up brothel.
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One of the girls even hopes ‘you aren’t there for business’ if you’re a khajiit due to lore reasons.
Arn-Solma
Everything about the game just feels kinda toothless. Like, they took the old west setting and applied it to Akila, but it’s very surface level and doesn’t dove deep into the western theme outside of just aesthetics. Neon is the same, it has the cyberpunk aesthetic, but doesn’t really portray the debauchery and grit of the setting.
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Ugh, those utter degenerates with their cranial bulge just exposed like that. Cover it up, harlot!
Was there any real indication that the club in Starfield was supposed to be a stripclub?
Was it not just a dance club where you could take a bunch of drugs?
I actually really like the stupid outfits the dancers wear in SF. They look goofy af, but that’s the point, right?
​
Their outfit is maybe the least offensive thing in that entire club. Now.. if that club felt like a real, bustling nightclub.. and you saw those guys dancing on stage (and their animations weren’t shit), it would be pretty funny.
​
Instead the entire club looks like the scene from Home Alone, where Kevin used a rope and the record player to make a cardboard cutout spin in the window. Also, why tf is that place so brightly lit? Maybe the person who designed this has never been outside at night.
You n’wah!
I dressed all of the NPC companions in the game in this stupid outfit. Made cut scenes actually entertaining.
What dum dum believes the Astra Lounge is meant to be a strip club, it’s more like a privately funded lsd club
The starfield club isn’t a strip club.
Try again
But it’s not a supposed to be a strip club?
Ah Morrowind… Back when Bethesda made proper RPGs instead of action games masquerading as “RPGs”…
Put me in the gcj screenshot
If you want good video game strip clubs, play the yakuza series. You can even go to cabaret clubs and go on little dates with the virtual girls lol. In one game there’s a mini game where you can flirt with online strippers lol
I’m convinced Bethesda just built an empty world and placed in these tele-tubby motherfuckers as a template for modders to fix their game and add content to the world so they don’t have to do the work themselves.
I’d be lying if I said 12 year old me didn’t jerk it in the House of Earthly Delights.
Top: Results of an outsourced company in India or China told to make a bar that cannot be perceived as offensive to anyone in America
Bottom: Results of company vacations to LSD manufacturer labs
Go outside dude
Strip club or not, I think we can all agree that any sort of club like Starfield’s is lame as hell. You didn’t even get the suit and you didn’t even get to dance like that.
Twirl baby, Twirl. Do the Skyrim shuffle.
Daggerfall with the topless ladies enter the chat!
2023 just got weird lol
I don’t know if we’re going up down or sideways, but it’s for sure different!!
It’s a fucking whiplash seeing someone you recognize schizopost in mainstream subs
I would also like to note: Neither one really looks like anything resembling a strip club, brothel, or even night club. Just like their female models look off. Almost like the designers haven’t actually been to a club, and never really seen a woman naked.
I know that’s probably not the case, but it is the sense that I’ve always gotten from their models and level design, you know?
Whoever designed the SF ones… how high were you? Are you okay?
I’ve almost never seen such bad design EVER. It’s like wish and temu had an incest baby.
I think Bethesda was so worried about getting *any* flak from the twitter mob they removed anything that could be potentially controversial from Starfield.
That was a letdown. The worst implementation ever what a shame.
I was expecting missing textures. Now that would have been a strip club worth going to!
Earthly Delights wasn’t a strip club, it was a straight up brothel.
​
One of the girls even hopes ‘you aren’t there for business’ if you’re a khajiit due to lore reasons.
Everything about the game just feels kinda toothless. Like, they took the old west setting and applied it to Akila, but it’s very surface level and doesn’t dove deep into the western theme outside of just aesthetics. Neon is the same, it has the cyberpunk aesthetic, but doesn’t really portray the debauchery and grit of the setting.
It feels very corporate-safe.