I understood this better than gen-z slang (im gen-z myself)
DaystarClarion
Man, I didn’t even need to think to understand.
Take me back to NC, chooms, take me home
Tentaye
I love NC lingo so much
NewToThisThingToo
Man. I don’t know how I feel knowing I understood all of that.
Good thing I wrapped up the game. Lol
JimmyCrabYT
it’s both amazing, infuriating and terrifying that i understood every single word in that sentence perfectly
falloutlegend1234
Yeah, that’s probably the funniest Cyberpunk TikTok I’ve ever seen. I remember getting it.
kingdancypants
My output said that’s enough cyberpunk for today.
n3tbax
“When your friend steals the awesome vid but the corporate hacker kills him before he can leave with the cool vid so now your dumbass is gonna get killed by some cyborg mercenary if you can’t fork over the cash.”
thehumblebaboon
Translation: When your friend steals an awesome (?) but the hackers who work for big business kill him before he could escape with the quality (?)
So now your dumb ass is going to get killed by a single cyborg unless you hand over the money.
(?) = likely brain dance
git0ffmylawnm8
Why? Why does this make perfect sense to me?
Ninja_knows
Damn, i understand this lmao
codemagic
well if your choom got flatlined, did he really klep anything? sounds like an attempted klep at best
thespazmuffin
I’m upset that I understand every word of this gobbeldygook
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Welp I’ve spent too much time in Night City because I understood that perfectly.
WHAT! moght need context to get this one
Is this a joke or just a bunch of cyberpunk slang? Sounds like something someone would say to you during a gig
Man why can’t we use this sorta slang irl this shits way cooler than bruh or fucking rizz or whatever the fuck
Boy howdy, I’m almost disappointed that I followed that sentence as easily as I would’ve with slang from my generation.
https://preview.redd.it/86tli5r169ec1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e12ca9fdf2f75079a06b55c5f983029285e127
https://preview.redd.it/a4r178u169ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc14a8bbb8acaa0739f7358a45ae60c0751836c
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That’s what I call a preem meme
https://preview.redd.it/1a70b08p79ec1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc68eb53373b4f25d509ae768878897299b3f1db
I understood this better than gen-z slang (im gen-z myself)
Man, I didn’t even need to think to understand.
Take me back to NC, chooms, take me home
I love NC lingo so much
Man. I don’t know how I feel knowing I understood all of that.
Good thing I wrapped up the game. Lol
it’s both amazing, infuriating and terrifying that i understood every single word in that sentence perfectly
Yeah, that’s probably the funniest Cyberpunk TikTok I’ve ever seen. I remember getting it.
My output said that’s enough cyberpunk for today.
“When your friend steals the awesome vid but the corporate hacker kills him before he can leave with the cool vid so now your dumbass is gonna get killed by some cyborg mercenary if you can’t fork over the cash.”
Translation: When your friend steals an awesome (?) but the hackers who work for big business kill him before he could escape with the quality (?)
So now your dumb ass is going to get killed by a single cyborg unless you hand over the money.
(?) = likely brain dance
Why? Why does this make perfect sense to me?
Damn, i understand this lmao
well if your choom got flatlined, did he really klep anything? sounds like an attempted klep at best
I’m upset that I understand every word of this gobbeldygook
They can try.
Typical night in Westbrook.

Oh man. Hate when that happens.
Is this what Cyberpunk brainrot looks like?