She walks towards you in a dark alley. WDYD?

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  1. Booty_Warrior_bot

    *Now I’mma tell you what; uhh…*

    ***I likes ya;***

    ***and I wants ya.***

    *Now we can do this the easy way;*

    *or the haard wayyy…*

    ***the choice is yaawrs…***

  2. MirroredGarageWalls

    Check to see if she has a gun named Skippy.

  3. Digitalflux

    Well, she’s either gonna fuck me or kill me. Ide wait to see what she does first.

  4. Mr_Badger1138

    I’d politely step aside and let her pass.

  5. DaystarClarion

    Ask her why her texture mapping doesn’t match any other characters in the game.

    Ma’am, we respect stylistic consistency here.

  6. Subject_Proof_6282

    Ask her which version of Mr Stud is the best (with warranty of course)

  7. GloryGreatestCountry

    Step aside and mind my own business. Best way to survive in NC, minding your own business.

  8. Conscious-Block8520

    I’d ask her if she knows our lord and savior Jesus Christ

  9. ThiccBamboozle

    Let her know I dont have 100eds for a joytoy right now

  10. antithesis56

    “Ope, sorry. Just gonna sneak by you”

    I’m from Ohio, man

  11. Dragonperhaps

    Activating my Berserk and crushing this Ganic’ Bitch.

    I only Simp for my corporate overlords in Militech 🗿

  12. Call Adam Smasher because she looks like a cut of fuckable meat.

  13. comfhurt

    step to the left so we don’t collide, but she also steps to the left, so we both step to the right, then i say “heh we’re dancing” and she steps to the left and walks past me

  14. Scaryassmanbear

    I’m gettin’ me one of them cyber handjobs.

  15. Sewingmink160

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    nobody walks like that in night city unless they’re coming to murder you.

  16. Aceylace10

    Try to sell her on some hacked BD – we talking the real shit, mind blowing, high octane vintage BD shit. Hopefully I can con her out of 20,000 edds and then ship her ass off to the Scavs. No way could she ever crawl out of that shit say, without her gear and being completely naked. Yep, ez pay day and no consequences

  17. ContinuumKing

    Rethink walking through dark allies in the world of Cyberpunk.

  18. wew_lad-

    what mods did you use to create this character?

  19. UpliftinglyStrong

    Shoot her in the face with a Malorian? Gotta get to that one Assault in Progress hustle on the map, ain’t letting shit stop me.

  20. ActuallyLauron

    I wait for her “My name is Malenia and I have never known defeat” monologue before being stabbed to death by a katana.

  21. Ask her if she’s knows the evil of ALPHA CENTAURI!!!!!!

  22. naydeevo

    Women walk in my general direction in the way to walking past me very often when outside in the fake world. Was I supposed to be doing something this whole time when they do?

  23. Looks really stupid, how horny are you my guy?

  24. ArrilockNewmoon

    Ask her why her hair looks like its a .png that was photoshopped onto her forehead probably

  25. Grab by the chin and forehead and snap her neck then loot her dead corpse and burn it

  26. haleynoir_

    I’d let her know that if she washes her wig in fabric softener it will look less plasticky.

  27. ImLiamYo

    Drop my pants, bend over and hope she gorilla punches my fartbox.

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