I always hear “aN eXpLoSioN oF tAsTE” somewhere in the distance all the time

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  1. Ralvuimago

    The Nico cola Add.

    ” tast the love”. Swear to God I hate that sound

  2. Theoradical_chum

    Op can’t handle all that taste. But in all seriousness it’s all white noise to me after playing the game for so long.

  3. CammieKa

    Don’t remember what it’s for, but the one with the lady with three mouths, tagline is something like “Three mouths, one desire” or some shit. Takemura stood in front of that one while prepping for the parade and I had to do some wandering around to get an angle I could talk to him without seeing the screen as the three mouths just made me super uncomfortable

  4. Hey__Martin

    The “ain’t her first rodeo” ads.

    I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS

    ^(but I want it)

  5. Peppermute

    Orgiatic. It’s so hard to take a scene seriously when this ad is blowing it’s load in the background.

  6. GeneticSplatter

    I think the Watson Whore advert is my least favourite. It’s just kinda boring.

    Favourite has gotta be Nicola.

    TASTE THE LOVE!

  7. nah the second I hear that “KABOOM” I’m quoting this one

  8. CasabaHowitzer

    Yo yo yo my choomers shroomers and zoomers mr. whitey here drop that milquetoast cable and rush to the nearest door for a taste of sweet sweet sweet clean speed ’cause life is too short to be slow

  9. No_Bar6194

    That Milfguard ad made me realize I wasn’t going to be able to play the game with my family around. That and ” Oh. Ooh. Oooh. Oooooooooohgiagitic!”

  10. The_Son_of_Mann

    YO YO YO MY CHOOMERS, SHROOMERS, AND FUMERS!

  11. scn_nate

    my least favourite add is the sweet X2 clean speed. the announcer just UGHH

  12. Royschwayne

    I got something that’ll keep you hard for houuurs.

  13. DragonflyLonely3662

    70 PERCENT REAL BLOOD DRIPPING MEAT!!!

  14. Ok-Palpitation-5731

    “100% real blood dripping meat”

  15. -Baltus-

    The Nicola Ad had indeed a real promotion with cans delivered to social media influencers.

    I’d love to get one haha.

  16. ElectricAsh010

    “Yo, yo, yo, my choomers, fumers, and shroomers!”

  17. Banana_smoothie49

    When i hear “All night, every night” i instinctvely pull out my gorilla arms and start beating the shit out of any tv in a 40 meter radius

  18. Illustrious_Rub_2413

    The fucking moaning Milfguard! This game does not let me play without headphones!

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