Alex: Slow, elegant movements, graciously moving across the floor.
V: PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AAAIR
Jarndreki
Shitty macarena here I come
TheDrifT3r_Cz
Yes. We playing as such a weirdo
fBarney
I just left when she started dancing it was too awkward
Outrageous_Bath3651
Honestly I’ve never related more to V. Pure immersion
LitheBeep
I still don’t know what she meant by “you don’t do this often do you”
Baldnugget74
And Alex can, lol
DraculaNine9
I had second hand embarrassment
StrollingJhereg
Following in the footsteps of the great commander Shepard.
Sewingmink160

Nobody:
V dancing :
Kawaii_Batman3
To be fair it’s pretty hard to express subtle movements like dancing in first person
Brick-the-wild-youth
V: Hey I can’t be good at everything!
causingsomechaos
I had turned off my music before then because I hated the ambient noise. Forgot until I watched V slowly pump her arms in the air in absolute silence for two minutes.
Sphinx-
I did a full IRL sim with my V: just sit at the bar and drink a lot while others dance.
Ucw2thebone
I don’t know what you’re talking about. My V sat there and watched her like a true pervert.
Juken-
Imagine feeling awkward at one of the single best moments in the expansion.
You lack imagination man. Thats not an insult, i feel bad for you, if you had the imagination i had, you would have SO much more fun.
vilgefcrtz
I didn’t even realize V was dancing. I had uh…. *Different priorities*
whiledayes
The first playthrough I just turned my head and waited for her to be done. Similar to how I’d react in real life.
katycolleenj
I’m just grateful Alex doesn’t comment on V’s lack of dancing skills. Very kind of her!
HaigG93
Even more awkward when the music bugs out and you’re terribly waving your arms around in complete silence (true story)
Solus_Vael
It’s Cmdr Shepard all over again.
TizzlePack
I feel awkward I can’t lay her ass down on the bar counter top tf!!!
redditforwhenIwasbad
Thought V was about to smash, then she started dancing and Alex was like “please go home”
andrefishmusic
I played this section last night and I ran out of there as quickly as possible haha
Taliyah--
Do not judge one’s ability to dance. The point is to forget about everything and loose yourself in music.
Vainglory1-
Probably one of the worst experiences I had in this game. I went from kinda chill and cool to what the fuck is going on.
Simple_Tomatillo_617
As long as he is feeling the music. It doesn’t matter
SourGenitals
My V just watching her dance

lazylagom
Man missed romance
JodieWhittakerisBae
All the more reason behind the belief V is Cyberpunks Shepard.
nightding

Mr_Badger1138
“Damn it, I KNEW I shouldn’t have taken lessons at the Shepard Academy of Dance.”
Odddsock
My headcannon is that’s how Johnny would dance, and since Johnny would usually be holding a guitar on stage, he has no idea how to move around without a guitar
SnooSketches3386
V just like commander Shepard fr
shitcup1234
V got them Cicero moves on lock
roentgen85

shawnzee96
Give V some credit. They’re way better than Shepard at least.
fghtffyourdemns
Youre not supposed to dance my choom
The point of that is to let go Alex literally say it, you dont have to dance or bust your moves, just let go and V do just that same as Alex she isn’t dancing she is letting it all go
AladeenModaFuqa
I can’t dance, but it doesn’t stop me when I go out
Necrotiix_
As EDI once said, “Your dancing closely resembles Shepard’s, Jeff.”
Gade_Tensay
That’s not V, that Angelina Jolie!
Vulpes_99
Honestly it kind of reminded of Shepard from Mass Effect, especially as a woman. Not only Shepard can’t dance, but femshep in a dress (for the stolen memory dlc) looks completely out of place. She feels like a tribal orc in a dress, and she makes me laugh like a mad witch every time…
Additional_Local_667
It worked with me because I had V drink like 7 Broseph Ales before this mission
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Alex: Slow, elegant movements, graciously moving across the floor.
V: PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AAAIR
Shitty macarena here I come
Yes. We playing as such a weirdo
I just left when she started dancing it was too awkward
Honestly I’ve never related more to V. Pure immersion
I still don’t know what she meant by “you don’t do this often do you”
And Alex can, lol
I had second hand embarrassment
Following in the footsteps of the great commander Shepard.

Nobody:
V dancing :
To be fair it’s pretty hard to express subtle movements like dancing in first person
V: Hey I can’t be good at everything!
I had turned off my music before then because I hated the ambient noise. Forgot until I watched V slowly pump her arms in the air in absolute silence for two minutes.
I did a full IRL sim with my V: just sit at the bar and drink a lot while others dance.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. My V sat there and watched her like a true pervert.
Imagine feeling awkward at one of the single best moments in the expansion.
You lack imagination man. Thats not an insult, i feel bad for you, if you had the imagination i had, you would have SO much more fun.
I didn’t even realize V was dancing. I had uh…. *Different priorities*
The first playthrough I just turned my head and waited for her to be done. Similar to how I’d react in real life.
I’m just grateful Alex doesn’t comment on V’s lack of dancing skills. Very kind of her!
Even more awkward when the music bugs out and you’re terribly waving your arms around in complete silence (true story)
It’s Cmdr Shepard all over again.
I feel awkward I can’t lay her ass down on the bar counter top tf!!!
Thought V was about to smash, then she started dancing and Alex was like “please go home”
I played this section last night and I ran out of there as quickly as possible haha
Do not judge one’s ability to dance. The point is to forget about everything and loose yourself in music.
Probably one of the worst experiences I had in this game. I went from kinda chill and cool to what the fuck is going on.
As long as he is feeling the music. It doesn’t matter
My V just watching her dance

Man missed romance
All the more reason behind the belief V is Cyberpunks Shepard.

“Damn it, I KNEW I shouldn’t have taken lessons at the Shepard Academy of Dance.”
My headcannon is that’s how Johnny would dance, and since Johnny would usually be holding a guitar on stage, he has no idea how to move around without a guitar
V just like commander Shepard fr
V got them Cicero moves on lock

Give V some credit. They’re way better than Shepard at least.
Youre not supposed to dance my choom
The point of that is to let go Alex literally say it, you dont have to dance or bust your moves, just let go and V do just that same as Alex she isn’t dancing she is letting it all go
I can’t dance, but it doesn’t stop me when I go out
As EDI once said, “Your dancing closely resembles Shepard’s, Jeff.”
That’s not V, that Angelina Jolie!
Honestly it kind of reminded of Shepard from Mass Effect, especially as a woman. Not only Shepard can’t dance, but femshep in a dress (for the stolen memory dlc) looks completely out of place. She feels like a tribal orc in a dress, and she makes me laugh like a mad witch every time…
It worked with me because I had V drink like 7 Broseph Ales before this mission