V: arrives 0.001 seconds late | El Capitán: “your utter lack of competence disgusts me”

10 Comments

  1. gopnik74

    The timer on these missions is annoying af

  2. Historical-Tour6809

    Same thing happened to me, the garage was literally opening as the timer ran out…

  3. aslan1580

    Missing the timer is annoying on its own, but El Capitan’s snide comment really riles me up! 😡😛

  4. Indifferent_Demon

    El capitan can go take his 80s clothes and his yeeyee ass haircut and fuck off.

  5. Mild-Ghost

    Exactly! Like, sorry I was a fraction of a second late.

  6. SimpleCrow

    One of the things that really annoys me about this specific line of dialogue is that Capitan is giving us partial pay for a secondary objective he gave us halfway through a job, a secondary objective that was not agreed up on when V, a mercenary, accepted the job (compare this to the GIGs with secondary objectives where you are given the secondary objective IMMEDIATELY from the Fixer.)

    He should be giving us a bonus if we meet the secondary objective, not withholding pay for not doing so. Seems like a real fast way to get into trouble with mercenaries trying to stiff them with bullshit excuses.

  7. Every time he forgets who he’s talking to I visit him and blow up his car. Satisfaction

  8. florpynorpy

    Me when capitan gives me 1 minute to make it 5 km

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