No vik you gotta understand my schlong needs to be 10inches

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  1. Treyman1115

    I need to get the high score on all the arcade games Johnny

  2. Dry_Way8898

    “Johnny you need to lay off of me, I need to help this AI coffee dispenser.”

  3. Treguard

    V pisses off every gang and Corp in night city, makes perfect sense why he or she wants multiple places to hide out just in case.

  4. Highskyline

    No Johnny, you don’t understand, I have to setup muamar as the largest used car salesman on the west coast while acquiring a fleet of vehicles large and well armed enough to rival a nomad clan.

  5. velvetheemoron

    “No Johnny, I need to help those two NCPD gonks that entered dogtown in their uniforms and who opened up a guy who swallowed 7oz of syncoke.”

  6. newbrevity

    The most reasonable thing to do is ignore Jackie when you first leave the apt. Then do everything else you possibly can.

  7. Jonkeyoty

    “Johnny you wouldn’t understand. It’s funnier if I kill smasher with the dildo Johnny”

  8. FullHD_hunter

    “What the hell Johnny what do you mean i don’t have time to do literally every gig in night city and also crucify this dude for no reason?!”

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