It should be illegal to call this an “Ultra Fast” Gaming PC.

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  1. SpoonyGrandma13

    For reference, on Newegg the GT 710 costs $45. I can guarantee this doesn’t have an SSD too.

  2. bombscare

    It probably is illegal under the trade description act in the UK.
    Lying bastards!

  3. ratat-atat

    Everything is legal in marketing! Why they could say its the world’s #1 choice in computing, or that this model is “world famous.”

    So long as they don’t make any medical claims like “this computer is so fast, it’ll cure dementia,” then they are in the clear.

    Ahhhhhh marketing.

  4. “Fast” doesn’t mean anything objectively, so they’re allowed to use it. It would be different if they were straight up lying by faking the specs, but this is allowed and totally normal, including the absurd price

  5. Nithral1965

    in its defence as a poor person, by entry level ultra low end systems, this would be considered ultra fast if they can’t afford an i3 system. By UK standards, this would be a crime but in many african countries? no its quick. In some areas here in South Africa, they still use pentium 4’s for those that are lucky enough to own a computer, mainly in the rural areas, cities and towns no, they average 3rd gen ddr3 systems. But uk is a bit better off than many african countries so this is a crime by their standards

  6. Additional-Ad-7313

    Compared to a calculator it’s definitely ultra fast

  7. OkOffice7726

    I’d ditch that in the trash ultra fast

  8. Rukasu17

    The way it’s worded i think ultra fast is the name of the brand that mounted it? Like ultrafast toothbrushes and such

  9. HaHaYeLad

    3 to 5 working days boot time. not to bad

  10. SnuffleWumpkins

    Extra points for not even giving the generation of i5.

    My guess is a 3rd or 4th gen.

  11. colossusrageblack

    In the US companies are allowed to use puffery to advertise. It just has to remain subjective, otherwise you can exaggerate and say quite a bit about your product. In this case it looks like the brand is Ultra Fast.

  12. iamChermac

    I can easily find 100 of those on Gumtree right now searching ‘ultra fast’. I started to think it was a model name. Descriptions would also have things like “plays all modern games with high FPS…”.

  13. XWasTheProblem

    And that seemingly modified, bottom-of-the-barrel cheap-ass PC case…

    That OS is probably the most modern part of this setup.

  14. KeyboardWarrior1988

    Ultra fast…at opening Word documents.

  15. Chromiell

    It has LEDs therefore it must be quick! Even an Intel Celeron can become a proper gaming beast if you apply enough RGB lights to your rig /s

  16. vinylectric

    “The price you see is the price you pay!”

    Well I would fucking hope so! Why is this even a slogan?

  17. Important-Teacher670

    This thing isn’t even ultra fast at running MS Word lol.

  18. it should be illegal to sell any full fledged PC with 8gb of RAM in 2023.

  19. sortabanana

    They even used the cheapest possible case. That’s a DiyPC F2. Many of these PCs have crappy hardware but at least a decent case. They didn’t even do that on this one lol

  20. aleksey_the_slav

    just imagine how ultra fast this PC will fly out the window, definitely not a scam

  21. Sarcastic_Eggplant

    I suppose if someone had never used anything but a chromebook or something, they might consider that “ultra fast” xd

  22. Dribble76

    Cuts 10x longer…. longer than a toothbrush

  23. RallyXMonster

    Ultra fast to send power from the power supply to the motherboard they mean.

  24. Freak_Engineer

    It’s all true, from a certain point of view. I bet this Brick will get ultra-fast during re-entry when dropped from low earth orbit…

  25. never said which tasks it will finish ultra fast

  26. predattor15

    The iGPU on that approx. 10yrs old I5 is probably better than the GT710.

  27. notsureifxml

    terminal velocity when you throw it out the window should be about 80 ft per second. id call that fast.

  28. Ultra fast, if you throw it from the 10th floor

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