Who knew this would lead me on one of the wildest Gigs in the game..

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  1. InsydeOwt

    It’s like going back in time.

    Game still sucks.

  2. fghtffyourdemns

    I never have completed that quest in all my playthroughs

    I always kills that dude and that cop shoot and killed a man that just wanted justice and had any right to have it so i killed them all

  3. Akudaamaa

    I pop him right there every time, miss me with all that religious Mumbo jumbo

  4. Highborn_Hellest

    You’re a merc. Your job is to kill him. easy decission.

  5. GalacticNarwal

    If I had a nickel for every time I had to watch a mf get crucified in a video game, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice…

  6. cheguevara_malcolmx

    Imagine the look on his face when I pulled out my hidden power shotgun and blasted his whole fuckin squad

  7. Giorno03Maggio

    4 runs in the game and never did that gig to its fullest, did the 5th and completed this mission, i was right the first 4 runs to skip this

  8. macallen

    Biggest tragedy in this game…I can’t romance Rachel 🙂

  9. WSKYLANDERS-boh

    For that final side quest my thought was

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    Money money money

  10. TheRealRatPrince

    I’m gonna have to come back to this one on the next playthrough. I’m playing the game first time and I just took the lady’s offer to walk away because money

  11. DevilsLattice

    I felt so weird after finishing this entire gig. First time I just killed him but then the cop guarding him was to op at my level and killed me.

  12. kurisuuuuuuuu

    my favourite side gig in the game, as someone that is actually religious it hit me hard

  13. SilentReavus

    I hate that my only real option is to fail to keep the poor guy who hired me alive

  14. Hates_commies

    I sniped him and missed the whole questline 😀

  15. Idk how you got this but I just killed the dude when I got the gig from wakako

  16. IllustriousWorld4198

    First time I did this mission I actually killed the cop 🤣

  17. Witty-Guest-1553

    Somehow missed this on my 1st run. Kept thinkin no way we see this thru right up until the first swing

  18. Consistent-North7790

    One of the most fucked gigs. Absolute bat shit.

  19. i think its really cool that one of the producers actually got down to his knees and prayed at the end.

    it was neat to see what i assume is a one-off custom animations for a side gig.

  20. SumSkittles

    Ive done this mission to its fullest on my last 2 playthroughs before PL. I intend to put a bullet in this guy’s head and get on with my day on this run. Its just such a boring mission to me for some reason. Listening to this dude talk about forgiveness and that girl getting mad at me. Aint nobody got time for that.

  21. SecretMuslin

    I’m very much a “do the job the fixer pays you for” player, so the first time I played this I just rocket-launched the van from a distance and shot everyone as they got out. Didn’t even know there was more to it until I saw everyone saying it was their favorite side mission of the game 🙃

  22. AnxietiesCopilot2

    I love that I can shatter his religious beliefs to make it entirely unsatisfactory for everyone just a fitting end for everyone involved

  23. CaptainBloodstone

    Was putting off this mission. Because I had already gone through it during my previous playthrough. So this time I stopped the car, bill got shot , i waited for a bit for this fucker to step out of the van, he starts talking, i proceed to fry his synapses.

    He dies gig complete. I get my money NCPD stops searching after 5 minutes.

    Everybody wins.

  24. AtomWorker

    Joshua is too self-aggrandizing to be sympathetic. I’m also not sure why he thought a crucifixion would have any impact on society. Let’s not forget that this is a world where snuff BDs are so commonplace that Judy didn’t think it was a big deal to hit you with one.

  25. Accomplished_Metal31

    It’s a cool quest but I did it only once. Now I just kill the guy, this quest is too long and too boring once you know the plot

  26. jsweaty009

    I just did this gig last night, super fucked. But I did talk him into it and I even drove the nails in myself lol

  27. Shanoskia

    My Adventures with recovering heroine addict Jonny Craig ft a stolen laptop and 6 bands.

  28. IWearBones138__

    I always just shoot him at this part. His quest is kind of boring and doesnt really go anywhere. I was hired to do a job.

  29. Junkyjoe11

    Am I the only one who wants to off the cop in this quest? Guy is obnoxious and comes off as a scummy pos

  30. Stoner-Mtn-Lights

    It’s also the hardest boss in the game.

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