How I look at El Capitan after he cuts half of my payment because I was 2 seconds late (He gave me 1 minute to go 1.5km)

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  1. When mf gives you 1 minute with 4km to cover with the slowest truck in the entire game… bruh the fuck is that mf smoking.

  2. Especially when the last couple of meters was some twisty dicky road up the hill, with an extra requirement of not leaving a scratch.

  3. TooOldForRefunds

    The last time he did this to me i was inches away from the drop point. Instead i got out and threw some grenades under the car.

  4. icecreambear

    I don’t know what the reward ends up being for this quest line but I have up on it after the second time this happened to me.

  5. areyouhungryforapple

    I hit a trash can as I was about to pull into the garage with seconds left (of a very unfair distance/car/time combo obv). Mf immediately called me to say how fkn slow I am or whatever, I was livid lemme tell ya.

  6. MrCrash323

    I felt much the same. He had me get one of those slow vans, and he wanted me to get from Dogtown to Rocky Ridge in like 90 seconds.

  7. badcobra2003

    Lol same, a gate clipped into the slow van I was driving and maid it do donuts in an intersection.

  8. EthanolParty

    Sometimes the optional goals are practically impossible, sometimes they’re very easy. I had one where nothing happened, no time limit or attackers, just “please don’t scratch it” so I had a pleasant drive across NC.

  9. Legion2481

    PSA: Drop a save *before* you enter a heist target car, mission conditions are set after you get in. Reload, and you get something different.

  10. Panams_chair

    Goddamn, this got me really well. Thanks for the laugh op lol

  11. Why even care, money is easy to get now 👀 just kill bunch of claws or scavs un gather some weapons and then sell

  12. Zertyfield

    Well it’s the client that has these unrealistic expectations, not El Capitan. Cut my boy some slack

  13. SyntacsAiror

    I don’t care as I’m already rich – he has to wait patiently until I arrive.

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