This man NEEDS to be a romance option, because god-fucking-damn

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  1. AzraelWasTekken

    after his “burning dick” incident, ion know if his dick is gonna work 😭

  2. symbiotics

    That’s Jesse Cox, he also voiced some trolls in a cave on Skellige on Witcher 3, along with Dodger and Angry Joe

  3. MadameDecay

    Different strokes for different folks. In this poor guy’s case, stroking would result in fatal consequences.

  4. DifficultCurrent7

    Absolutely.
    I’d settle for Hassan if not though.

  5. SadBoiCri

    I always steal a car for this mf. You not barebacking my seats with robo stds

  6. Fall_Grisha04

    You just know he’s got that hidden rizz…

  7. otte_rthe_viewer

    Him: “My dick hurts.”

    V: “Could you just shut up for 1 god-damned second.”

  8. Extreme-Grapefruit-2

    I want to see this as an April Fools joke from CD Project.

  9. throwaway1-808-1971

    I ran into a cop on accident when dropping him off and the cop killed him :/

  10. 1quarterportion

    NO! Until I get Vic as a romance option NONE of you get othe romances.

  11. Nightflame324

    Jessie Cox would almost certainly romance himself

  12. TheHolyNope

    I love Jesse. One of the podcasts he is on ( Chilluminati) is awesome.

  13. JesseCoxOnReddit

    You make the mod, I’ll do the VO 😛

  14. Veloci-Tractor

    i hate this gta ass character and his completely out of place gta ass mission

    also fuck them kids

  15. KrunkJUICE_

    You should have to shpadinkle him to activate the quest. His hardware fails and now you have to either kill him out of embarrassment or give him a ride. But it’s awkward silence the entire ride. There is no reward and he never calls you back.

  16. You know he’s an actual person. Jesse Cox (no not kidding lol) he’s been around forever.

  17. Hungry_Nectarine_405

    Why can’t I get cyberware dick? I want that as an option.

  18. A-Pineapple-Knight

    So glad people like you aren’t in control of the game.

  19. magnumninja

    His Junky Monkey 5000 would blow your jaw right off quite literally

  20. PubicAnimeNummerJuan

    Unironically some of the best voice acting in the whole game lmao. The pitch his voice hits on the *”CHILL???”* in the car is entirely believable as a person experiencing dick implant burnination

  21. DEVGRU416

    Bro looks like he’s about to snap into a slim jim

  22. SpNewyork

    Damn I feel bad I didn’t know he had fans I just let his dick blow off then just drove away

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