I don’t know, what they are selling, but I want it
orange_juice_remake
I thought it was niko Robin pre-time skip.
yusufpalada
Like those “Horny moms in your area” ads but actually real
Warband420
Isn’t it just sex work?
CoolioDurulio
Cyber STD protection?
Preeminator
Based on the name, Milf – Guard:
Horny naked ladies that will rescue you. Competitor of Trauma Team but with less clothes and more orgasms.
dagmara-maria
Scan it and you’ll have the full ad text.
CptnHamburgers
I figured they were just porn BDs.
ASDW20
It would be a great anti r*pe device ad
ahsjfff
I’m gonna guess it’s some kind of anti-sti medication
ProtoReaper23113
Cougar repellent lol
Lord_Webotama
Most likely a BD.
ezdie
Hot moms in your area ad, but actually real
homerspinsome
Jimmy Hats
WiseassLD
condoms
Practical_Suspect594
I thought it was for protecting against stds since it’s an older sex worker who been with more people
linkman245a
100% a braindance
wakarat
I thought it was a nightclub.
Prophet_of_Duality
This is why I kinda don’t like the ads in the game. I’m not against them being overly sexual but I think they went overboard. It feels unrealistic and you literally can’t even tell what’s being sold half the time.
ihave0idea0
Hat.
Jack19820
They sell you a hot single milf to come to your house and in return you need to take care of her free of charge (after paying for the advertisement first)
deadDebo
You’ll end up like the buring penis guy. That milf been around NC.
pixelated_avatar
This advert’s audio alone is the sole reason why I always play the game directly from the laptop with headphones on if I’m not alone in the house.
VindexSkripi
I think it’s a reality TV thing
Proto_Jager
There are two alternate versions of the ad, billboard style, that mention “mares looking for stallions 30% off if you scan the code” and “30 new mares to pick from (applies to a limited selection of dolls)” so it’s like a cowboy version of Clouds.
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LOVE this joke. I always read [Nilfgaard](https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Nilfgaardian_Empire) as Milfgaard when I played Witcher 3.
i always thought it was like a tv series 0_o
I don’t know, what they are selling, but I want it
I thought it was niko Robin pre-time skip.
Like those “Horny moms in your area” ads but actually real
Isn’t it just sex work?
Cyber STD protection?
Based on the name, Milf – Guard:
Horny naked ladies that will rescue you. Competitor of Trauma Team but with less clothes and more orgasms.
Scan it and you’ll have the full ad text.
I figured they were just porn BDs.
It would be a great anti r*pe device ad
I’m gonna guess it’s some kind of anti-sti medication
Cougar repellent lol
Most likely a BD.
Hot moms in your area ad, but actually real
Jimmy Hats
condoms
I thought it was for protecting against stds since it’s an older sex worker who been with more people
100% a braindance
I thought it was a nightclub.
This is why I kinda don’t like the ads in the game. I’m not against them being overly sexual but I think they went overboard. It feels unrealistic and you literally can’t even tell what’s being sold half the time.
Hat.
They sell you a hot single milf to come to your house and in return you need to take care of her free of charge (after paying for the advertisement first)
You’ll end up like the buring penis guy. That milf been around NC.
This advert’s audio alone is the sole reason why I always play the game directly from the laptop with headphones on if I’m not alone in the house.
I think it’s a reality TV thing
There are two alternate versions of the ad, billboard style, that mention “mares looking for stallions 30% off if you scan the code” and “30 new mares to pick from (applies to a limited selection of dolls)” so it’s like a cowboy version of Clouds.
Sex insurance
Bodyguards for your milf slave.
A guard
That is a milf
EA, it’s in the name
I think it was cyber Coochie
some erotic products catered to mothers
Dental Dams for Wookies