What is this product they’re trying to sell?? Your best guess is as good as mine – let’s hear em!

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  1. Phantomtickler

    i always thought it was like a tv series 0_o

  2. I don’t know, what they are selling, but I want it

  3. orange_juice_remake

    I thought it was niko Robin pre-time skip.

  4. yusufpalada

    Like those “Horny moms in your area” ads but actually real

  5. Preeminator

    Based on the name, Milf – Guard:

    Horny naked ladies that will rescue you. Competitor of Trauma Team but with less clothes and more orgasms.

  6. dagmara-maria

    Scan it and you’ll have the full ad text.

  7. I’m gonna guess it’s some kind of anti-sti medication

  8. Practical_Suspect594

    I thought it was for protecting against stds since it’s an older sex worker who been with more people

  9. Prophet_of_Duality

    This is why I kinda don’t like the ads in the game. I’m not against them being overly sexual but I think they went overboard. It feels unrealistic and you literally can’t even tell what’s being sold half the time.

  10. Jack19820

    They sell you a hot single milf to come to your house and in return you need to take care of her free of charge (after paying for the advertisement first)

  11. deadDebo

    You’ll end up like the buring penis guy. That milf been around NC.

  12. pixelated_avatar

    This advert’s audio alone is the sole reason why I always play the game directly from the laptop with headphones on if I’m not alone in the house.

  13. Proto_Jager

    There are two alternate versions of the ad, billboard style, that mention “mares looking for stallions 30% off if you scan the code” and “30 new mares to pick from (applies to a limited selection of dolls)” so it’s like a cowboy version of Clouds.

  14. UnknownSP

    A guard

    That is a milf

    EA, it’s in the name

  15. ExtraDip412

    some erotic products catered to mothers

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