I’m sure he’s got a Mr Stud amongst all of that cyberware.
Corgi_SBS
Short answer: Yeah.
Long answer: *Technically,* yes.
While I could simply say, “he dated and slept with Michiko”, which is a long story in itself, I’ll instead cover the Full Body Conversions in general when it comes to doing the deed. First, let’s start with the **Raven Microcybernetics “Gemini” Humanoid Full Conversion,** which Adam Smasher used to have designed to look like an over-muscled Elvis Presley.
>The Gemini’s capability to pass for a normal human is impressive. Its built-in “Pinocchio” sub-processor automatically maintains body temperature (through the use of a heating system integrated into the ExoDerm®), expands and contracts the upper torso to create the illusion of breathing, and even blinks the eyes occasionally. What’s more, the entire body is composed of lightweight carbon-carbon synthetics and other composite materials, resulting in a mere 10-pound deviation from the average weight for a similar-size person.
>
>(*Chromebook #2, pg. 76*)
This isn’t to say the body is perfect, as the skin can still be cut, punctured, or burnt like real skin (and also feels exactly like real skin), but it doesn’t bleed, which is why it’d immediately give away the ‘borg if they were damaged in a fight. Yet, despite that, it takes a nearly impossible awareness check on the tabletop (Difficulty 30) to determine whether a Gemini is a borg via *any* of the human senses.
Why does all of that matter to sex? It gives context as to why the Gemini is the only Full Body Conversion package to have one of the *standard* options be a Mr. Studd and/or Midnight Lady (labeled as “Sexual Implant” in the original text). Funnily enough, it costs two humanity points to install this in the original rules. Gotta go more cyberpsycho in order to bang.
Well, they can also bang. Aside from the obvious of having hands that can do all the things human hands can do for sex, they can also mount a Mr. Studd and/or Midnight Lady. However, this isn’t listed under the options for each FBC package, and instead is said in the final segment to the entire “Full Body Replacement” section of Chromebook Volume 2 on page 84:
>Full Borgs, by their very nature, have the advantage of being able to accept a wider variety of options than any enhanced human. These cyborgs can use any Cyberware mentioned in any of the rules: most Bioware and Organware would be superfluous, but all Cyberlimb, Optic and Audio Options, as well as other systems, are perfectly acceptable. The only limitations come from the potential humanity costs, and the number of option spaces the cyborg has.
>
>(*Chromebook #2, pg. 84*)
Thusly, any full ‘borg *can* have the right equipment for the job, if they wanted to. Does this mean for a fact that Smasher’s Dragoon combat body or his older Sampson one had/have said cyberware? No, it doesn’t. In fact, his original cyberware list in 2020 for the Samson body doesn’t include any form of sexual implant. Though, I will mention that [Mike Pondsmith has also said](https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/rnl808/comment/hpuat9c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Smasher has begun to prefer less human bodies after the 4th Corporate War, so it’s possible he doesn’t have any form of sexual cyberware by 2077. After all, is there anything more human than having genitals?
Anyway, that’s all I got. Hope this helps!
VanDran85
This sub man
jberry1119
Yes. He just transfers his brain to one of his other bodies.
Escorve
Yeah he had other bodies, including a blond Elvis that he used to “smash” one of the Arasaka girls on her 18th birthday or some shit
Tall_Ad_1426
Yes. You don’t need flesh and blood to have sex in 2077. Just install the right part. Not that Adam Smasher is interested in that kind of activity anymore.
noneofthemswallow
Nothing is stopping him from getting a cyber strapon
primusbeast
That depends. Do you look like a nice fuckable cut of meat?
BlackCheese8627
Yes, he can smash
justsaysAHHH
More important question.
Why can’t we have sex with him?
CD project red needs their priorities straight
Agreeable-Kangaroo1
Dude probably has the best Mr Stud they offer on the market
TG626
Up, down, rotate 32 degrees…
ProperGanja21
I’m sure he’s been programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.
Xiunte
Jeez, I hope not! Really didn’t want to imagine that! … (*sigh*) but, yeah. Knowing everything else in this game, he probably does have a Mr. Studd installed somewhere underneath all that shit.
Not in his military borg skull fucking body, at least not in the sense most would consider it but I bet he gets immense pleasures doing what he does.
cmndr_spanky
Totes! It’s like fucking a Dyson vacuum cleaner in reverse
bazingabazinga69
According to the porn I’ve seen, yes
ElectricAsh010
Obligatory “least horny cyberpunk fan,” but also I believe canonically he has another body that’s extremely sexy. If in game is what you mean, I’d recommend [this mod.](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/1363)
Caspar_Friedrich02
Fuckable meat
fanservice999
Why would you even wonder or care about such a thing?
Neverwas_one
Why don’t you google some shit about the character?
I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND
With a piece of fuckable meat he can
Shadowbird97
Cyberwear dick sounds familiar (flaming crotch guy)
ArchSchnitz
Aside from the in-universe explanation that he can with an alternate body, I’m absolutely certain he can under most circumstances.
However, it won’t be pleasurable to anyone involved, will most likely be extremely painful for the recipient, and I’m guessing will be fatal. I’m pretty sure Smasher would absolutely use sex to hurt someone, regardless of the body he’s in, if the mood struck him.
axndmsjsiiihwnji9868
I don’t know. Ask Evelyn. She looks like a cup of fuckable meat.
PJLG2
Be careful what you say he might turn you into a “fuckable cut of meat” lol
Nirico_Brin
Yes, he just has to switch bodies. He had a Gemini model in the past that looked and sounded like a blond Elvis which he used during a fling with Michiko Arasaka
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I think a better question should be if he can have children
He probably just uses BD’s
He has another body that looks like Elvis. There a whole story behind that one lol
Yes, you fuckable cut of meat.
Yes, there’s a whole lore of him fucking [Michiko Arasaka](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cyberpunk/images/b/b0/Char_Profile_MichikoArasakaRED.jpg). Saburo’s granddaughter
If he stumbles upon a cut of fuckable meat
He can give head
Why you think they call him Smasher??
yes, but only with a cut of fuckable meat.
I’m sure he’s got a Mr Stud amongst all of that cyberware.
Short answer: Yeah.
Long answer: *Technically,* yes.
While I could simply say, “he dated and slept with Michiko”, which is a long story in itself, I’ll instead cover the Full Body Conversions in general when it comes to doing the deed. First, let’s start with the **Raven Microcybernetics “Gemini” Humanoid Full Conversion,** which Adam Smasher used to have designed to look like an over-muscled Elvis Presley.
The Gemini is designed to emulate humans to the best of its ability, either for full ‘borgs to better “fit in” to society or for general espionage duties (Image [here](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/c3369ca0-c97e-434c-a991-21017fe5b78e/d6ihx6e-c1279279-753f-4c52-9484-9cbdecc38cc5.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1140,q_70,strp/raven_microcyb_gemini_humanoid_full_conversion_by_grebo_guru_d6ihx6e-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTIzOSIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2MzMzY5Y2EwLWM5N2UtNDM0Yy1hOTkxLTIxMDE3ZmU1Yjc4ZVwvZDZpaHg2ZS1jMTI3OTI3OS03NTNmLTRjNTItOTQ4NC05Y2JkZWNjMzhjYzUuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTkwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.mRcw1bd9fYT1wK_hehEOzZWj65SJRoqzmoeMWSFlFEk); fun fact, that one is colored by the design’s original artist, Benjamin Wright). Raven Microcybernetics were on some real Skynet shit when they made this body because it does things even a T-800 doesn’t do to perfect human impersonation. For instance:
>The Gemini’s capability to pass for a normal human is impressive. Its built-in “Pinocchio” sub-processor automatically maintains body temperature (through the use of a heating system integrated into the ExoDerm®), expands and contracts the upper torso to create the illusion of breathing, and even blinks the eyes occasionally. What’s more, the entire body is composed of lightweight carbon-carbon synthetics and other composite materials, resulting in a mere 10-pound deviation from the average weight for a similar-size person.
>
>(*Chromebook #2, pg. 76*)
This isn’t to say the body is perfect, as the skin can still be cut, punctured, or burnt like real skin (and also feels exactly like real skin), but it doesn’t bleed, which is why it’d immediately give away the ‘borg if they were damaged in a fight. Yet, despite that, it takes a nearly impossible awareness check on the tabletop (Difficulty 30) to determine whether a Gemini is a borg via *any* of the human senses.
Why does all of that matter to sex? It gives context as to why the Gemini is the only Full Body Conversion package to have one of the *standard* options be a Mr. Studd and/or Midnight Lady (labeled as “Sexual Implant” in the original text). Funnily enough, it costs two humanity points to install this in the original rules. Gotta go more cyberpsycho in order to bang.
However, Smasher has way more ‘borg bodies than *just* the Gemini. Furthermore, [Mike Pondsmith himself once said](https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/tgta72/comment/i163le3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) that Smasher “mostly” used the Gemini during his time dating Michiko, which implies he used other ones as well. So, what about the other bodies?
Well, they can also bang. Aside from the obvious of having hands that can do all the things human hands can do for sex, they can also mount a Mr. Studd and/or Midnight Lady. However, this isn’t listed under the options for each FBC package, and instead is said in the final segment to the entire “Full Body Replacement” section of Chromebook Volume 2 on page 84:
>Full Borgs, by their very nature, have the advantage of being able to accept a wider variety of options than any enhanced human. These cyborgs can use any Cyberware mentioned in any of the rules: most Bioware and Organware would be superfluous, but all Cyberlimb, Optic and Audio Options, as well as other systems, are perfectly acceptable. The only limitations come from the potential humanity costs, and the number of option spaces the cyborg has.
>
>(*Chromebook #2, pg. 84*)
Thusly, any full ‘borg *can* have the right equipment for the job, if they wanted to. Does this mean for a fact that Smasher’s Dragoon combat body or his older Sampson one had/have said cyberware? No, it doesn’t. In fact, his original cyberware list in 2020 for the Samson body doesn’t include any form of sexual implant. Though, I will mention that [Mike Pondsmith has also said](https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/comments/rnl808/comment/hpuat9c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Smasher has begun to prefer less human bodies after the 4th Corporate War, so it’s possible he doesn’t have any form of sexual cyberware by 2077. After all, is there anything more human than having genitals?
Anyway, that’s all I got. Hope this helps!
This sub man
Yes. He just transfers his brain to one of his other bodies.
Yeah he had other bodies, including a blond Elvis that he used to “smash” one of the Arasaka girls on her 18th birthday or some shit
Yes. You don’t need flesh and blood to have sex in 2077. Just install the right part. Not that Adam Smasher is interested in that kind of activity anymore.
Nothing is stopping him from getting a cyber strapon
That depends. Do you look like a nice fuckable cut of meat?
Yes, he can smash
More important question.
Why can’t we have sex with him?
CD project red needs their priorities straight
Dude probably has the best Mr Stud they offer on the market
Up, down, rotate 32 degrees…
I’m sure he’s been programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.
Jeez, I hope not! Really didn’t want to imagine that! … (*sigh*) but, yeah. Knowing everything else in this game, he probably does have a Mr. Studd installed somewhere underneath all that shit.
Reminds me of that [“Your poor wife”](https://youtu.be/7OwE7qJRQ_8?si=ksRd0YoDubUbtIpa) scene from Deadpool. You’ve ruined Adam Smasher for me forever.
Not in his military borg skull fucking body, at least not in the sense most would consider it but I bet he gets immense pleasures doing what he does.
Totes! It’s like fucking a Dyson vacuum cleaner in reverse
According to the porn I’ve seen, yes
Obligatory “least horny cyberpunk fan,” but also I believe canonically he has another body that’s extremely sexy. If in game is what you mean, I’d recommend [this mod.](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/1363)
Fuckable meat
Why would you even wonder or care about such a thing?
Why don’t you google some shit about the character?
With a piece of fuckable meat he can
Cyberwear dick sounds familiar (flaming crotch guy)
Aside from the in-universe explanation that he can with an alternate body, I’m absolutely certain he can under most circumstances.
However, it won’t be pleasurable to anyone involved, will most likely be extremely painful for the recipient, and I’m guessing will be fatal. I’m pretty sure Smasher would absolutely use sex to hurt someone, regardless of the body he’s in, if the mood struck him.
I don’t know. Ask Evelyn. She looks like a cup of fuckable meat.
Be careful what you say he might turn you into a “fuckable cut of meat” lol
Yes, he just has to switch bodies. He had a Gemini model in the past that looked and sounded like a blond Elvis which he used during a fling with Michiko Arasaka