Share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Random clip I made a week ago for no reason black ops cold warcall of dutycall of duty black ops cold warcodCOD Black Ops Cold War 1 Comment Avesta49 3 years ago Piece by piece translation, because we are german Friend 1: “Every machete has one weakness and I know that weakness. You come in, crouch and then” *moans* as he tries to stab Friend 2, but fails, because I killed Friend 2 before him Friend 1: *realizes he’s dead* “Oh, Mark is already dead” Friend 2: *laughs* “He’s stabbing my corpse“ Me: *proceeds to throw Semtex at Friend 1 and blow the absolute sh*t out of him Friend 1: “OH NOO” *moans at the same time* *dies* Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Avesta49 3 years ago Piece by piece translation, because we are german Friend 1: “Every machete has one weakness and I know that weakness. You come in, crouch and then” *moans* as he tries to stab Friend 2, but fails, because I killed Friend 2 before him Friend 1: *realizes he’s dead* “Oh, Mark is already dead” Friend 2: *laughs* “He’s stabbing my corpse“ Me: *proceeds to throw Semtex at Friend 1 and blow the absolute sh*t out of him Friend 1: “OH NOO” *moans at the same time* *dies*
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Piece by piece translation, because we are german
Friend 1: “Every machete has one weakness and I know that weakness. You come in, crouch and then”
*moans* as he tries to stab Friend 2, but fails, because I killed Friend 2 before him
Friend 1: *realizes he’s dead* “Oh, Mark is already dead”
Friend 2: *laughs* “He’s stabbing my corpse“
Me: *proceeds to throw Semtex at Friend 1 and blow the absolute sh*t out of him
Friend 1: “OH NOO” *moans at the same time*
*dies*