My sleep talking nowadays, duuude your mic..

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  1. Buttermyparsnips

    Do you know how to change the mic settings on ps5 so their chat comes out the tv instead of the controller because i cant find it anywhere.

    I can barely hear a fucking thing. Its getting ridiculous as i have to mute my team of randoms making team play impossible. Theres just so much background noise it’s ridiculous.

    Muffled voice coms, 2-5 toddlers screaming, a dog that hasnt been fed going nuts, heavy breathing, a tiktok video playing loudly in the background etc etc. and because the sound comes out my controller its right next to me and i cant hear the tv through it. I have a headset but cba to use it

  2. shotcaller77

    There are a surprising amount of smoke detector alarms going off during gameplay

  3. Don_Pollo_

    You forgot the tiktok sounds at full volume

  4. FlipThisAndThat

    Why is the fire alarm such a thing? I play for maybe 2 hours a day and every single day I get one teammate with the background beeping.

    How do they not go insane?

  5. RealPunyParker

    1. Play with your friends

    2. Play at night

  6. Last night at around 3AM I heard a little kid ask “daddy when are you going to turn the game off?”

    He’ll turn it off once we extract with the weapon case.

  7. EpicFishFingers

    Also dogs barking and parents shouting in the background. Sometimes it’s just sad.

  8. Steveo_Montana_420

    Which is why I rarely use a mic or I just play solos

  9. Getblessedx

    Smoke detecting teammate keeping the squad on high alert lol

  10. Jimmy_Jurqinoff

    When I play Free For All multiplayer, there is always one guy with a constant headphone noise. Never 2. Never 0. Always that one annoying dude you have to mute. Fascinating.

  11. For whatever reason my mic is fine for Xbox party chat, but if I just use warzone game chat my mic is hyper sensitive and picks up every little click from my controller

  12. CoolZillionaire

    You forgot players with their TV volume at max, echoing everything back into the mic.

  13. WhiteWalter1

    Even when I play with cool randoms, half the time I can hear myself in their mic and it’s annoying. Also, makes me think – is THAT really what I sound like!?

  14. ThretLvlMdnite

    Yeah because they took away mic threshold…on Xbox at least

  15. Ls1Camaro

    You forgot someone’s wife or mother yelling at them as well

  16. yourmomknowswhatsup

    My homeboy lives in South Texas with many family members in his house. Always sounds like he’s either having a party or that a fight is about to breakout.

  17. f7el2mxb2o

    I swear some people just straight up chew their microphone while it’s on.

  18. ukwildcatfan18

    My team and I were calling out this random for his fan that sounded like a hurricane and of course he denied it. Then he turned them off and we said thank you for turning them off bro seriously. He was like you couldn’t have heard me turn them off I was testing you all, them turned them back on and said no way you can hear my fans. So fucking dumb, and unaware some of y’all are.

  19. The people that play music through their mic are the fucking worst. Either that or they’re just assholes, I’d rather just mute everyone.

  20. BiCentennial_Condor

    I swear the kid i played with this morning was cutting down a tree

  21. Luis-Dante

    Don’t forget when they play their shit music full blast

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  23. International-Ant938

    Start Game > Hear loud sounds? > Disconnect from party.

  24. DokonaLost

    legit just dont even play teamplay game modes anymore. when i do I insta quit if the person cant understand their mics absolutely dogshit especially when the whole teams telling them to turn it off

  25. cell2071

    All the time! Heavy breathing, eating, kids yelling, bad music…

  26. PartyKrill

    I had a dude yesterday on a sales call while playing. Not sure if he didn’t know or what, but it’s insane. He sounded so professional, instead of fucking my mother.

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