If Warzone 2 tracked real-life stats

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  1. wear-a-goshdarn-mask

    They don’t track any stats lol. Give credit to who made the vid u bum

  2. Riggamortizz

    “The fire hazard” beep…………. ……………beep

  3. Played BF back in the early 2010s with a guy that went by “medkitsfullofweed” and over voice chat say shit like “enjoy the ganja” whenever he dropped us kits. Good times.

    Anyhow I hate dying, but when a squadmate starts screaming slurs then I’m ok with the fact knowing they died too.

  4. Where is “The DJ” the guy who keeps the mic on Always ON. and has a whole highway going through his living room. and a Jet engine right at the Mic while someone in his household is getting slapped and yelled at while he is snorting heavily at the mic?

  5. DefunctHunk

    “The Father” is the best.

    The amount of screaming babies I hear in mics but the player keeps on running around and giving callouts. Look after your kids and prioritise them over WZ, the fuck is wrong with you all.

  6. Nicky_G_873

    This is way too f*cking true, hilarious!

  7. ALIEN-DUDE---

    Anyone knows when the stats for wz2 will be live? I´m not playing, I refuse to play friendly matches. Best lunch ever.

  8. Vyrus-1980-

    FAAAAAAAAAAACTS!
    Especially the deadbeat dads. So many MFers straight up neglecting their crying kids and bringing up the next generation of degenerates with abandonment issues.

  9. sameolemeek

    I thought it was tracking stats right now after season 1 reloaded and our stats will show up later when available. Or we still playing for nothing right now lol

  10. Champagne_Of_Beerz

    The dad one got me…. the number of times I hear a kid/baby in the background and the dad says “not right now, go play in your room”.. or something… really wows me.

  11. Positive_Treacle_961

    When I get my free award I’ll be awarding it to you in the next 2 days😆

  12. ultra_zagan

    These are the stats we need need who cares about K/D

  13. swanson5

    Where is “the Fireman” that is ‘always about to change the batteries on their beeping smoke detector’ ?

  14. Professional-Ebb-309

    The father: literally Timthetatman

  15. MoreRatzThanFatz

    Definitely the Father, kid be in the background asking “Dad is ok to drink this liquid I found under the sink?”

    Dad: I dont give a shit son

  16. DowdyBroGames

    As a dad who plays warzone, the key is to play a couple hrs when your kids are asleep, always keeping your volume down enough so you can hear them if they wake up and need anything.

  17. ItIsMyGuy420

    forgot the homophobic and also the sex offender and lastly the narcissistic serial killer

  18. jmfh7912

    I always give the guys a good coughing fit to start the match off.

  19. SirDankz

    0 kills and 6 bong rips! Take that back it’s actually 8 bong rips!

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