I can’t wait for my brain to randomly catch on fire, or decide that a moving train is safe to walk through.
MGateLabs
Waiting for Cyberpsychosis to be a thing
Good-Yogurt-9844
Guys it’s happening. We all know where this will lead tho
ScottaHemi
that’s a hard pass for me…
TheFrenchBurrito
I love William Gibson and Phillip K. Dick more every year.
Elon_is_a_snowflake
No thanks. I’d rather not die like all those poor monkeys.
Aran-F
I think he is over promising again. I don’t think they will be able to do the stuff they promise in 6 months, even 6 years from now.
kaijubaum
The other set of Into is that most trials apparently killed the monkeys in gruesome fashions . I mean not that I believe either story 100%
CyberpunkOC
Once upon a time I thought this guy was cool but a bit eccentric. Now I just realize he is full of shit.
SenseiChef
I will not be an early adopter of this tech.
jtbfii
800 dead monkeys later
armoredmax99
I wonder how streaming music’s audio quality would be? Or how it would feel to control something with the chip? I know i won’t ever get it, but I’m interested
cyanrobin
Now we can suffer excruciatingly just like the test monkeys did so that some overhyped manchild who’s richer than god can pump his stocks for another couple months. Thank god
CarReal8917
he is villain in our cyberpunk world lol
TomSurman
I can’t wait to be puppeteered like a meat marionette.
batrathat
Don’t give this psychopath clown any more media attention.
Needs a stock bump bc I’m sure as hell he is going to fry someone’s brain or it will be so minuscule the implant as to not do a thing.
LigerTimbs12
what the headline doesnt say is that it makes monkeys eat their fingers and turns their brains to mush. don’t put that shit in your body.
Edzard667
More like we’re reading your thoughts now.
bard91R
stop pandering to this asshole with his empty promises
indybingyii
Uh, so just ignoring the fact that the monkeys they tested it on all died a horrible death? Classic Elon
Lonely-God
Dint those monkies die
Delicious-Swimmer826
Ummm it said 98% of the monkeys died after testing soooooooo0oooo Hard pass for me.
Strange-Scarcity
He should go first.
Long-Dead-Stars
Nope, no fucking way.
I’m not chipping *aaany* chrome
(Yet another reference, I’m sorry)
TrackLabs
We were supposed to be on mars by this year.
Last year we were ment to have cybertrucks.
Back in 2017 or so we were ment to have full car autopilot
Why do people still believe “expected delivery times” from this twat.
Wasnt there also something like 23 test monkeys, 15 of which died with some brain chip tests?
adirtylittlehippie
So if he can’t even make a decent car why would we trust something that goes in our brains that he produced?! Plus the twitter crap. He needs to be stopped
HereticCoffee
After his handling of Twitter I don’t believe he doesn’t have nefarious purposes for this thing anymore.
Gonna flip a switch and activate some sort of group think protocol that makes you agree with him forever.
Tickle_a_Dicktip
You know, reading about it being supposedly helpful with psychological conditions and chronic pain reduction, I really would be interested in one, if it really works it would definitely be better than constantly taking pills, maybe a unpopular opinion here, but yea, I’m sure people get what I mean
Tecrocancer
He should try it first
mopman94
Most of the animals this was trialed on died.
Mr_Cleen
I literally just saw the death statistics for this shit. Prepare for tons of human deaths In testing for a stupid fucking product
RadlshRadu
Yeah, totally the guy who has been promising tesla’s self driving to be fully working since 2019 and still hasn’t done it yet is going to deliver a brain chip in the next 6 months…
realDonaldTrummp
dumb
KingRy96
Why would I trust Elon with a neurolink when he can’t even build a car that doesn’t fall apart from the factory?
bldarkman
Lol yeah cuz all the dead monkeys definitely means it’s ready for human trials.
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I can’t wait for my brain to randomly catch on fire, or decide that a moving train is safe to walk through.
Waiting for Cyberpsychosis to be a thing
Guys it’s happening. We all know where this will lead tho
that’s a hard pass for me…
I love William Gibson and Phillip K. Dick more every year.
No thanks. I’d rather not die like all those poor monkeys.
I think he is over promising again. I don’t think they will be able to do the stuff they promise in 6 months, even 6 years from now.
The other set of Into is that most trials apparently killed the monkeys in gruesome fashions . I mean not that I believe either story 100%
Once upon a time I thought this guy was cool but a bit eccentric. Now I just realize he is full of shit.
I will not be an early adopter of this tech.
800 dead monkeys later
I wonder how streaming music’s audio quality would be? Or how it would feel to control something with the chip? I know i won’t ever get it, but I’m interested
Now we can suffer excruciatingly just like the test monkeys did so that some overhyped manchild who’s richer than god can pump his stocks for another couple months. Thank god
he is villain in our cyberpunk world lol
I can’t wait to be puppeteered like a meat marionette.
Don’t give this psychopath clown any more media attention.
[https://www.pcrm.org/ethical-science/animals-in-medical-research/neuralink](https://www.pcrm.org/ethical-science/animals-in-medical-research/neuralink)
[https://www.pcrm.org/ethical-science/animals-in-medical-research/neuralink/animal21](https://www.pcrm.org/ethical-science/animals-in-medical-research/neuralink/animal21)
[https://consequence.net/2022/02/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-chips-monkeys-died/](https://consequence.net/2022/02/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-chips-monkeys-died/)
[https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/elon-musks-neuralink-brain-chip-tests-kills-15-monkeys-out-of-23-company-accused-of-causing-extreme-suffering-says-report/articleshow/89595290.cms?from=mdr](https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/elon-musks-neuralink-brain-chip-tests-kills-15-monkeys-out-of-23-company-accused-of-causing-extreme-suffering-says-report/articleshow/89595290.cms?from=mdr)
[https://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/technology/doctors-group-claims-elon-musk-uc-davis-371-photos-failed-neuralink-brain-chip-implant-experiments-killed-monkeys/article65953874.ece](https://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/technology/doctors-group-claims-elon-musk-uc-davis-371-photos-failed-neuralink-brain-chip-implant-experiments-killed-monkeys/article65953874.ece)
Needs a stock bump bc I’m sure as hell he is going to fry someone’s brain or it will be so minuscule the implant as to not do a thing.
what the headline doesnt say is that it makes monkeys eat their fingers and turns their brains to mush. don’t put that shit in your body.
More like we’re reading your thoughts now.
stop pandering to this asshole with his empty promises
Uh, so just ignoring the fact that the monkeys they tested it on all died a horrible death? Classic Elon
Dint those monkies die
Ummm it said 98% of the monkeys died after testing soooooooo0oooo Hard pass for me.
He should go first.
Nope, no fucking way.
I’m not chipping *aaany* chrome
(Yet another reference, I’m sorry)
We were supposed to be on mars by this year.
Last year we were ment to have cybertrucks.
Back in 2017 or so we were ment to have full car autopilot
Why do people still believe “expected delivery times” from this twat.
Wasnt there also something like 23 test monkeys, 15 of which died with some brain chip tests?
So if he can’t even make a decent car why would we trust something that goes in our brains that he produced?! Plus the twitter crap. He needs to be stopped
After his handling of Twitter I don’t believe he doesn’t have nefarious purposes for this thing anymore.
Gonna flip a switch and activate some sort of group think protocol that makes you agree with him forever.
You know, reading about it being supposedly helpful with psychological conditions and chronic pain reduction, I really would be interested in one, if it really works it would definitely be better than constantly taking pills, maybe a unpopular opinion here, but yea, I’m sure people get what I mean
He should try it first
Most of the animals this was trialed on died.
I literally just saw the death statistics for this shit. Prepare for tons of human deaths In testing for a stupid fucking product
Yeah, totally the guy who has been promising tesla’s self driving to be fully working since 2019 and still hasn’t done it yet is going to deliver a brain chip in the next 6 months…
dumb
Why would I trust Elon with a neurolink when he can’t even build a car that doesn’t fall apart from the factory?
Lol yeah cuz all the dead monkeys definitely means it’s ready for human trials.