
đŻ Game One â The Snail Rifle League
Weâre kicking things off with SLRs only. Leg damage is capped at just 25%, so donât expect anyone to be limping off the battlefield too quick. Honestly, at this point the SLR shoots slower than your grandpa trying to text back on a flip phoneâso buckle in for some drawn-out duels.
đ„ Game Two â Melee Jump Duos (Miramar Style)
Next up, itâs melee only at the jump on Miramar. You rollinâ in with your duo, and you best keep your homie closeâainât no guns out here, fam. Protect yoâ teammate, swing them pans like you mean it, and donât let anyone catch you slippinâ. đ„
đđ„ Game Three â The Melee Demolition Derby at Rondo
Now itâs time for straight chaos: melee demolition derby at the Rondo racetrack. Cars smashing, pans clanging, bumpers flyingâitâs all about survival of the wildest. And remember the only rule: Do it for Dale. đ
đïž Game Four â The Legendary Exotic OG Derby
This is the one youâll tell your grandkids about. Bring out the Lamborghini, Aston Martin, or Bugatti and meet at the Mansion during Phase 3.
đ Donât have one? No problemâjust stand on your roof and some friendly legend will hook you up with a skin.
Rules:
Host starts the Derby by tossing a flashbang!
Never, ever throw your frying pan.
Before the green light, donât steal rides or pop tires.
This is pure, classy destructionâcars worth millions, used for derbying like theyâre rusted UAZs.