Gabe Newell acquires yacht company building the $400 million ocean-fortress he’ll pick up later this year, because he ‘respects the sea’

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  1. helloWorld69696969

    We really got a Gabe Newell Super Yacht before Runescape got sailing smh….

  2. Prodding_The_Line

    Will the yachts be powered by “steam”?

  3. Arkride212

    Bro gave us Steam, let him retire on his yacht in peace.

  4. People love to hate billionaires, until it’s Gaben, then he is an ok guy and all that stupid shit these morons believe.

  5. myfakesecretaccount

    Real respect for the sea would mean not launching yet another giant polluter into the oceans. Like, it’s Gaben, but this is dumb billionaire clout shit.

  6. R-Dragon_Thunderzord

    I’d be happier for him if I get Half-Life 3?

  7. Turambar87

    Meanwhile Tim Sweeney is buying up land all over…

    and setting it up for nature conservation. Hmm….

  8. TheHeroYouNeed247

    lol “respects the sea”…buys super yacht company. Super yachts are terrible for the sea, marine life and the atmosphere.

    I like steam, but he’s still just a billionaire, doing selfish billionaire things.

  9. I’m sure he’s less of an asshole than alot of his peers but mfer is turning to Jabba on his pleasure barge. You ain’t Jacque Coustaeu

  10. Inevitable_Bar3555

    Idk how his 7 yachts reapect the sea but ok lol

  11. idontlikeredditusers

    he gave us the gift of steam and he is an old man imho its fine for him to retire and enjoy his wealth and lets be grateful he isnt getting into politics instead

  12. TiSborro_negli_occhi

    Gabe: Love the sea…
    Look inside: buys giant polluter that kills marine life.
    Wtf

  13. CataphractBunny

    Doing side quests after you’ve beaten the game is the natural thing to do.

  14. RevolutionaryLog7443

    billionares should not exist, and gamers who meatride them should stfu

  15. Djghost1133

    Thats dope. I like how everyones pretending they wouldn’t do the same thing in his position

  16. RoomyRoots

    AKA “I have more money than I know what to do with it.”

  17. Guy-InGearnito

    Other devs: we can do F2P but we have to target whales

    Gaben: [not listening] yeah, yeah.. I’ll go look at some whales

  18. 400 mio yachts for the ordinary billionaire (not like thezucc rich).. insane times

  19. JohnSmithDogFace

    Now we can see he’s as cringe as every other billionaire, can we stop stanning him?

  20. FReeDuMB_or_DEATH

    Master Card and Visa are over here censoring his storefront and this dude’s buying yacht companies.

    He don’t give no shits lol

  21. Massive-Let16

    this cult of his is really annoying. gabe is the king of incels.

  22. Latter_Security_185

    Gabe didn’t become rich by underpaying and exploiting workers- Valve employees are paid quite well. Gabe became rich because he lead a company to a high degree of success.

    People hating on him in this thread are just coping hard af to the point that it’s embarrassing

  23. Kettle_Whistle_

    This man is a stateless Pirate, plying the Seven Seas.

    Wish **I** could be a Scalawag, answering to naught but God…

  24. freexanarchy

    He’s going to found his own religion, steamology. One can only become more holy by having purchased but never played as many games as possible, in your steam account. Gotta live in international waters for some reason.

  25. For $400,000,000, he could house an entire large town’s worth of homeless people (20,000) for a year. I fucking hate billionaires.

  26. Ok-Face6245

    These things are just as bad as trawlers for the sea lmfao. Steam and Gabe have the best PR team of all time.

  27. chronocapybara

    I love Gabe, but let’s face it, he is just another billionaire doing vast damage to the earth simply by existing.

  28. random_user_z

    God damnit Gabe. You’re suppose to be one of the good ones.

  29. dicerollingprogram

    “I respect the sea” lmfao none of us are deranged from lunatic billionaire behavior

  30. Everyone here is overlooking what he doesn’t respect.

    Countries and their garbage laws.

    The sea is international waters. No payment processors or game restrictions.

    One day if they take all violence out of video games, we too will “respect the sea”. 

  31. Obvious_wombat

    Given that Steam employs very few people, I’m sure he can afford it.

  32. Successful-Berry-315

    Respects it so much that he spends millions just to participate in the destruction of the environment. Thanks, Gabe!

  33. random_username_idk

    Median per capita income in USA was 37k dollars in 2022. So it would take the entire yearly income of 10 614 “median people” to pay for the yacht.

  34. Every Valve Yacht you buy, it adds 1% to HL3 release.

  35. The_Legend_of_Xeno

    Imagine having everything you could possibly want or need, fully portable, and being able to take it anywhere you want to go. And best of all, nobody can just walk up to you and bother you. Dude has it figured out.

  36. 3suamsuaw

    Lol, Oceanco is a customer of mine. Provide me with questions and I’ll ask them next visit I do.

  37. Massive amounts of pollution. Use your money for some good of you care about the sea and the environment. 

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