I’ve Got Balls of Steel

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  1. chungathebunga

    Man, what a huge disappointment. Committed the biggest gaming sin, it just wasn’t a fun game.

  2. Mi11ionaireman

    Fable is trying to compete for the DNF championship lol

  3. Spoopyskeleton48

    Duke 3D is peak. It’s the only Duke game I need.

  4. atomicpenguin12

    I’m fairly certain that a lot of the gamers who might see are too young to know who Duke Nukem is or what happened with Duke Nukem Forever

  5. Brad111219

    I feel like I’m the only person who actually thought this game wasn’t that bad and was actually fun

  6. ImpressiveContest613

    So Duke Nukem Forever 2 is dropping any day now.

  7. Hard to believe that it have been so long… I still remember writing articles about this game with almost no hope to see it one day… And then got very disappointed and acted like it never existed quickly.

  8. How many days is Star Citizen in development again ?

  9. AproposWuin

    My brain….my brain….

    I need to go play duke 1 2 3 and 3d again

  10. Frotnorer

    Hey its the guy from the wow thats a lotta words meme

  11. TheLaraSuChronicles

    Single-handedly killed the series. Now Duke’s been reduced to guest appearances and rereleases.

  12. What pisses me off is that an earlier build of the game leaked online, and even in its unfinished state, it was a lot more fun. Allegedly an almost finished version of that build exists. But instead of releasing a fun game with graphics that were a little bit dated, they just kept abandoning their work and restarting the entire project every time a new hit FPS came out so they could borrow from/or outdo the new hit game. 14 years of trying to lead by following, resulting in something that was still behind by every metric except sexism.

  13. braumbles

    It’s time for the id Software team to take over.

  14. Prestigious_Art_2136

    Awful how Gearbox is letting this legendary IP dying.

    Duke really deserves a “Doom 2016” moment

  15. I still cry over how bad this game was. It legit took a part of my childhood, ripped it from me, then rammed its face in a urinal while laughing at it.

  16. I’m not sure which graphics card it was, but I bought a themed one with the physical copy of the game and a cool belt buckle, I still have it somewhere.
    It was the last game I ever bought physical, and the sole reason was because somehow that big ass box with a themed card, art book, physical game and belt buckle ended up less expensive than a similar gpu at that particular store.

  17. spaceraingame

    Who remembers that fan who had the game pre-ordered since 1999 and held onto the receipt all the way til its 2011 release? The most patient gamer of all time.

  18. Cailovarna

    I’m going to look for my Duke Nukem 3D CD, we have to start from the beginning.

  19. I was there on the day of announcement. Pre-ordered it as soon as I could (I know, I know). Played it on release day. And here I am 5157 days later and I still haven gotten over the disappointment that game was.

  20. Please don’t say that, I’m already coping with the passage of time enough every time I shower and I see strands of my hair winding up in the drain grate after I’m done.

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