You are going to be hunted down by one of these characters who are you picking?

30 Comments

  1. ShyrokaHimaa

    I’m gonna lose either way as I’m a mere human. But I’m gonna pick Smasher. At least he’s straight forward. Songbird could come at me from anywhere.

    Me: “Oh nice, green traffic light.”

    Songbird: “Yeah, but everyone has green lights, good luck.”

  2. ManWhoIsFeminine

    Song has basically no strength outside of her netrunning, and i don’t think she would be able to netrun on our tech. It’d probably be too primitive for ai aswell. But smasher is a cybernetic demon. So easily song

  3. Certain_Effort_9319

    Smasher. Smasher I can hide from. So Mi WILL find me and kill me without me even knowing how.

  4. mike_litoris0079

    I’d rather get stomped by smasher than thrown threw the blackwall.

  5. PreemDucky

    Smasher because every time i see him by the end of the game, i wipe him out with a bunch of “Synapse burnout” quick hacks before he can even start throwing his rockets around.

  6. 69DayGrind

    Songbird cuz I don’t have a cyberdeck. Plus there’s nothing stopping me from shooting her in the face with my primitive unhackable iron

  7. Worried-Mud5168

    Both can hunt me at the same time I will win either way

  8. Holiday-Scratch-297

    Smasher. At least I can be soulkilled. Songbird could literally delete me entirely, and in the most painful way imaginable.

  9. who-is-you-lames

    Adam. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MONSTER THAT CHASES YOU IN THST INE MISSION?!

  10. ShyGuyWolf

    So mi’s thing still makes me upset I didn’t get that smg found.

  11. EmotionalWerewolf271

    Well, you can’t netrun un real life, our net is different from Cyberpunk’s so…

  12. Agent_Wyoming14

    So Mi, I have 0 chrome, and I can run out to the nomads

  13. Considering I’m a human with no cyberware in my body, I’m taking so mi cause like, wtf is the black wall gonna infect if I don’t have tech. I mean I suppose it could infect my air fryer and burn my house down but like….

  14. Sauce-Gaming

    Songbird can’t do SHIT physically to me since, being fully organic, she can’t hack me. Then again, she could falsify me being on the epstein list even though I wasn’t even 18 when he was silenced.

  15. Adam Smasher, by far, If I managed to get away I can change country, get some cosmetic surgery, forge a new identity and he wouldn’t have the necessary skills to track me down.

    Songbird doesn’t even need me to have any cyberware to pretty much be able to find me and fry me anywhere in the world and trying to hide from her would be almost impossible.

  16. Feeling_Fruit_1240

    Adam smasher. I will always get my get back for johnny. smasher is a bum. Although im quite frightened of songbird. Feel like if she wasn’t dying, she would solo the entire night city.

  17. Astrael_Noxian

    Smasher. He’s responsible for the death of Keanu Reeves! Lol

  18. Bright_Board_3330

    Let’s see bomb or having my soul ripped apart by AI demons? Hmmmm, what to choose. I’ll go with the bomb.

  19. Vergil_171

    Songbird can’t do anything to me as long as I stay out in the badlands, not like I have any cyberware.

  20. All of you saying So Mi can’t do shit to ganics really have no idea just how much tech is all around us.

    Their tech isn’t all that different from ours, I’m sure it would take her some time to adjust but she’s a savant and with the help of even today’s AIs plus whatever modifications she could make to the algorithms she’d be able to take over any network we have and track you every move through patterns recognition and government and bank systems and when she finds you then she can easily take you out either by sending law enforcement after you with planted acusations, cause all kinds of malfunctions around you from falling elevators to house fires and every other kind of electronic hazard imaginable or just hack into military drones and kill you more directly.

  21. Driotatri

    Adam. When he kills me I die. When song kills me I go to the Blackwall. Unless he’s chasing me to Soulkill me, in that case I’m just offing myself

  22. No_Kaleidoscope_132

    Songbird. I have no cyberware, so she can’t send me to super hell. Of course, she’s still a borged out future spy so she’s gonna fucking kill me anyway, but at least she’s not gonna turn me into paste like smashe

  23. Smasher everyday!

    She can turn any electronical device against me, that would be hell on earth, chromed up or not.

  24. ComedianXMI

    I don’t think you hack someone with no cyberware. What’s she gonna do? Blackwall my Steam Library? I don’t even have an Alexa in my house.

  25. Stella-Lella235

    Smaaher, I’m not dealing with that fuckass Cerebus bot

  26. Taser_Napkim

    SMASHER, IT’D BE QUICK AND PAINLESS COMPARED TO FEELING YOUR BRAIN MELT FROM THE INSIDE OUT

  27. The_ColIector

    In our reality?
    No chrome? Songbird
    Chrome? Smasher

    I can atleast run from smasher with chrome- get the police to help- military. They see massive mechanical cyborg shooting missiles at a civilian more than likely they are going to try and kill whatever the thing is

    No chrome however smasher would cave my skull in within 2 seconds. So Songbird would be easier to just shoot with a gun

Write A Comment