Based. I once read a sword description that was iirc “Sharp. Metal. You know what a sword is.”
rad1calleft
& thank you for putting the name of the game in the title.
thegrandboom
Reminds me of the AI descriptions in Dungeon Crawler Carl
CyanideLoli
I read the description to find out if there are any hidden perks or some special moves.
AsthmaticCoughing
“It’s just a trash can.”
ItzLigmaz
Thank you for including game name
Jetshadow
Blood Dragon was peak. We need more games like that.
Acrelorraine
I really enjoyed this game. On one hand, I wish there was a lot more of it, but then there was a good chance the jokes would have become stale. And I’ll always thank this game for introducing me to Miami Connection with that Friends song.
Mitologist
Combat knife. Insert pointy end into vital areas of enemy. Repeat as necessary.
jimbo454
This game had great weapon descriptions and hilarious writing
In the item description *”That’s an oxymoron, lad.”*
SandmanJones_Author
Hell yeah, Far Cry has some great weapon descriptions. One of my favorites was in Far Cry 5 for the M-79 Shark Shooter:
“This M-79 was in the war. Which war? I dunno. The one with that shark paint trend.”
blizzard36
I already enjoyed the intro and “tutorial”, but this item description was when I fell in love with that game forever.
AvisIgneus
“I gave ’em the shaft.”
Chumbuckeneer
Ah yes, Blood Dragon. My first Far Cry game.
Logondo
Blood Dragon?
Laxku
Blood Dragon was fucking awesome.
Phatane
imo not really that honest.
this description is fine for a regular wooden bow. however this bow is glowing blue? why don’t the description explain that? i never play Far Cry 3 so I don’t know what it means.
project-shasta
Mostly useless wooden shield in Bloodborne: Shields are nice, but not if they engender passivity.
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Based. I once read a sword description that was iirc “Sharp. Metal. You know what a sword is.”
& thank you for putting the name of the game in the title.
Reminds me of the AI descriptions in Dungeon Crawler Carl
I read the description to find out if there are any hidden perks or some special moves.
“It’s just a trash can.”
Thank you for including game name
Blood Dragon was peak. We need more games like that.
I really enjoyed this game. On one hand, I wish there was a lot more of it, but then there was a good chance the jokes would have become stale. And I’ll always thank this game for introducing me to Miami Connection with that Friends song.
Combat knife. Insert pointy end into vital areas of enemy. Repeat as necessary.
This game had great weapon descriptions and hilarious writing
So edgy 🙄
Like the Polish trying to define a “horse”.
WoW had a low level items called the [**”Battleaxe of the Sober Dwarf”**](https://www.wowhead.com/item=57584/battleaxe-of-the-sober-dwarf)
In the item description *”That’s an oxymoron, lad.”*
Hell yeah, Far Cry has some great weapon descriptions. One of my favorites was in Far Cry 5 for the M-79 Shark Shooter:
“This M-79 was in the war. Which war? I dunno. The one with that shark paint trend.”
I already enjoyed the intro and “tutorial”, but this item description was when I fell in love with that game forever.
“I gave ’em the shaft.”
Ah yes, Blood Dragon. My first Far Cry game.
Blood Dragon?
Blood Dragon was fucking awesome.
imo not really that honest.
this description is fine for a regular wooden bow. however this bow is glowing blue? why don’t the description explain that? i never play Far Cry 3 so I don’t know what it means.
Mostly useless wooden shield in Bloodborne: Shields are nice, but not if they engender passivity.