Sir John Phallustiff is in my car. One of you guys go get it while I unzip
GeorgiaPossum
Be gentle…
or don’t. I don’t mind.
NoahLostTheBoat
Sandevistan, pull out my Maloran Arms while they’re confused about where I am. Shoot the one on the mid-left and the one on the right, try to shoot Panam but miss the rest of my rounds because my aiming is abysmal. Pop an electric PLS on the person on the right, frying them and killing them instantly. Get into a brawl with Panam because all my shit’s on cooldown. She uses up all of my Bloodpump charges and activates my second heart, but I remember that PLS and throwables have separate recharges, so I open my weapon wheel, swap to grenades, but I forgot I had recons equipped for some fucking reason so all three dink off of her forehead, so I swap weapons to my throwing knives, miss both, reload my Maloran arms, accidentally quick melee like 12 feet away from her so I have to reload again, finally just deciding “fuck it” and swapping to fists to finish her off.
Only to realize Sandevistan has been off cooldown for like the past five minutes and I could’ve just used that instead of fumbling through all of my shit.
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Let them admire my Beyblade collection, they look really interested in it
Well, shit. Here we go again.

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Sir John Phallustiff is in my car. One of you guys go get it while I unzip
Be gentle…
or don’t. I don’t mind.
Sandevistan, pull out my Maloran Arms while they’re confused about where I am. Shoot the one on the mid-left and the one on the right, try to shoot Panam but miss the rest of my rounds because my aiming is abysmal. Pop an electric PLS on the person on the right, frying them and killing them instantly. Get into a brawl with Panam because all my shit’s on cooldown. She uses up all of my Bloodpump charges and activates my second heart, but I remember that PLS and throwables have separate recharges, so I open my weapon wheel, swap to grenades, but I forgot I had recons equipped for some fucking reason so all three dink off of her forehead, so I swap weapons to my throwing knives, miss both, reload my Maloran arms, accidentally quick melee like 12 feet away from her so I have to reload again, finally just deciding “fuck it” and swapping to fists to finish her off.
Only to realize Sandevistan has been off cooldown for like the past five minutes and I could’ve just used that instead of fumbling through all of my shit.
(Based on a true story)
Close my eyes and accept my fate
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What I do? All of them of course
Profusely apologize, but my heart belongs to Meredith Stout
Show them all my cool cars in my garage and we all do a big street race and have tons of fun
*sigh* death by snu-snu it is then..
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Beg for my life. Sure I might have been messing around behind each of their backs but now they’re all best friends. Surely that counts for something??
Fart and blame on Panam
Get scaroused.
I’m gonna level with you chief.
Probably underperforn.
leaving, i need to have gay sex with kerry.
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Death by Snu Snu.
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Bend over
Cum i guess
I’d give them the best 30 seconds of my life!
Maybe it’s because I’m black, but all I’m seeing is the same body. Type with different hair.I would like to add denny to this, please..
DENNY
DENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BOOTY GAWDUS !ADD SOME CURVES!!!!!!