What joke/pun can you make using Cyberpunk slang?

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  1. The_13th_Onion

    What’s a Maelstromer’s favorite meal?

    A Borger (burger).

  2. No_Tamanegi

    What’s the stupidest droid from Star Wars?

    Gonk.

  3. genesisghost

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Arasaka

  4. The_Lar_Craft

    What’s the difference between a corpo and a rocker?

    Nothin, they’re both gonks!

  5. Track-Wide

    >what does it sounds like hitting that giant brass drum in the shrine?
    >idk
    >GONK

  6. GalacticGreaser

    One I’ve been using at work with my chooms who’ve played the game. I put on my best Jackie voice and say,

    “Man, V. If I can’t find a car for Misty’n me by tonight… I ain’t gonna be Jackie Welles, I’m gonna be Jackin Off!”

    It’s awful, we’re awful.

  7. Waddya call a borged out gonk named Richard?

    Mr. Studd!

  8. redvox247

    A gonk breaches the Blackwall and says, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.”

  9. PartTime13adass

    1- “What’s worse than one bee sting?”

    2- “Maybe *two* bee stings?”

    1- “You’re right… what’s worse than two bee stings?”

    2- “I’m thinkin’ *three* bee stings?”

    1- “The answer is the 2023 Night City Holocaust. Now what’s worse than the 2023 Night City Holocaust?”

    3- “Three bee stings?”

    1- “Three bee stings.”

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