GTA 7 will send 1 billion people to early retirement

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  1. Rudokhvist

    I’m afraid of retirement because I don’t know what I’ll be eating…

  2. SenAtsu011

    People in retirement homes complaining that they’re bored and got nothing to do.

    Meanwhile I’m looking forward to it as I’ll be spending my days gaming and watching Netflix.

  3. navagon

    You’re optimistic if you think that GTA 7 will be released in any of our lifetimes.

  4. The absolute comedy of all of us finally working on that backlog once we’re retired and living out our final years in an old folks home.

    85 year old me mad that I didn’t try Metro 2033 sooner.

  5. Greasy-Chungus

    This is sad. I’m not waiting until I’m 70 to relax and play video games with a broken body.

  6. PhantumJak

    Jokes on you- If you’re born after 1983 there is no retirement!

  7. Sacred-pudding

    People forget that it’s just a game and you get burnt-out after playing for a specific amount of hours

  8. FLBoustead

    wait til your existential/mid life crisis hits, though(unless it already has, in that case, AWESOME)

  9. DrDaddyPHD

    im not afraid of retirement because at this point im fairly certain ill never be able to

  10. InstantlyTremendous

    I might finally get through my backlog!!

  11. ravihpa

    Oof, I can’t wait for that day to happen. I just hope I’m not in pain.

  12. LzhivoyeSolnyshko

    To loose passion for gaming is much easier than to keep it 

  13. Status_Energy_7935

    And we will learn that Alzheimer’s is a gift for aging gamers.

  14. IssueEmbarrassed8103

    As long as my retirement home has other millennials that game, that’s what we will be doing every day. 80’s squad in their 80s

  15. Smexy_Zarow

    GTA 7 will cost you your retirement money.

  16. penguin_horde

    Hopefully Star Citizen is nicely polished by the time I retire.

  17. Eagle_eye_Online

    After a few weeks you’ll be bored to shit and start doing something again.
    But that only works for people who actually did something with their lives.

  18. OMG_NoReally

    I just hope to have enough money left to enjoy gaming, watching movies and just while away time peacefully until the body perishes.

    I doubt it. I will be fucked. Or I will be too poor to afford gaming. This is why I am hoping cloud gaming becomes a thing!

  19. Talk-O-Boy

    Status_Energy_7935, you fool, you forgot about the arthritis.

    While everyone is enjoying their grey years playing Elder Scrolls VI Re-Re-release Anniversary Super Special Edition, you’ll be crying to yourself in a corner cursing all your free time.

    Your debilitating hands serve as your own prison, meanwhile Lydia is getting flipped by the old men who remembered to drink their milk.

  20. Ultimatesims

    Ya’ll think any of us are going to get to retire at 70? Oh sweet summer child.

  21. XF-09___Ares

    More Rockstar arse licking. Don’t forget to buy the shark cards.

  22. Mama_Mega

    Let’s leave all the jokes aside for a second: it’s downright horrifying that someone would say that they wouldn’t know what to do without work. Did you really do nothing with your life at all beyond pay the goddamn bills?

  23. TheMatrixRedPill

    Maybe *then* I’ll put a dent in my Steam library backlog.

  24. Dynablade_Savior

    I really hope that if I end up in a retirement home, that place has a Minecraft server

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