I’m never inhaling that crap again

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  1. Loud-mouthed_Schnook

    I saw the Thalmor strip farmers of water … and eventually of land.

    Saw them transform the Empire into a machine fueled by people’s crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Altmer have long controlled our lives, taken lots… and now they’re after our souls!

    Dragonborn, I’ve declared war not because the Aldmeri Dominion is a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an Empire gone by.

    This war’s a people’s war against a system that’s spiralled outta our control. It’s a war against the fuckin’ forces of entropy, understand?

    Do whatever it takes to stop ’em, defeat ’em, gut ’em. If I gotta kill, I’ll kill. If I need your body, I’ll fuckin’ take it! Fuckin’ hell … You still don’t see it. But you will one day.

  2. That honestly sounds like the best trip one could ever have, i need these pills.

  3. BallLickingLesbian69

    Great, now I want every game to have Johnny in the protag’s head.

  4. This shield brother is off the hook!

    Or

    Stop right there criminal scum, NCPD!

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