You don’t simply die in Noita. You stare at a screen for 5 minutes and then decide to punch a wall.
You don’t simply die in Noita. You stare at a screen for 5 minutes and then decide to punch a wall.
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I actually have double the amount of deaths. I changed my computer before. Also 6 wins. None of them going for a normal, sane way to win, but for the hardest achievement possible.
How the hell do you get this far. My record is like 4 places
That moment when you tweak your wand build a little, click the mouse, and the game freezes just long enough for you to let out a soft “*…uh oh…*”
maybe take a break.
11 hours 0 meters 90 places? I’m never getting into noita
I keep hearing about this game but have no idea what it is
It must say something about me that I read your title and immediately went “Oh, that sounds like my kind of game”
Never heard of it, imma check it out.
I really wish I had some form of permanent progression for this game beyond spell unlocks
Ah Noita.. I finished it and immediately uninstalled so I’m not tempted to ever sink that much time in again. Very satisfying to beat and the customization is very fun! Just hugely punishing.
Then jump straight back in excited to try a different build. I fucking love rogue-likes. 😆
I REALLY wanted to like this game and I played it for like 3 days until I realized I don’t have any clue what anything is about in this game and I dropped it but I think about it a lot and wish it was a bit more linear or easier to understand. Did I just miss something about the game? The only thing that I even remember is there was that robot you control and they like are supposed to pull the sun or whatever that means I have no idea tbh.
As soon as I kept getting location-swapped into big damage, I knew this game was not for me.