WHO ELSE ENJOYS OBLITERATING MAELSTROM AT FIRST SIGHT!!! I FUCKING LOVE BEING A HERO!!1
WHO ELSE ENJOYS OBLITERATING MAELSTROM AT FIRST SIGHT!!! I FUCKING LOVE BEING A HERO!!1
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Cyberpsychosis is a spectrum..
You zero maelstrom because you enjoy crushing them. I zero maelstrom so I can bang Meredith. We are not the same
Dum Dum did nothing wrong
Be nice to dum dum. And later on you can get his gun, doom doom.
On site! You can get it on site b!
Replace maelstrom with scavs and we’re on the same wavelength
Me but with the Voodoo boys
KILL MAELSTROMERS OBLITERATE MAELSTROMERS RIP OFF MAELSTROM OPTICS DECAPITATE MALESTOMERS SEND MALESTROMERS THROUGH THE BLACKWALL PROTOCOL
*V emerges from all foods dripping in gore*
“We make a great team, Jackie”
“BANG!” 🔫
Maelstrom, 6th Street, & Tyger Claws are all my favorite gangs to just smash to bits.
Scavs just magically kill themselves when V shows up. Who knows why.
Regina: We got report of a cyberpsycho at All Foods
You’re not a hero, you just enjoy killin’. Thing is, those chrome bastards had it comin’.
Maelstrom and Tyger Claws are fighting on sight for me.
Chromeheads.
I only regret having to kill dum dum.
This is why console chooms need new game plus. So i can stroll into all foods with the erebus
Also the scavenger hunt and maelstrom music fits ☝️
After the 2.0 update they don’t forget that shit. You’ll be minding your own business & they’ll roll up going ham out to murder.
Everything with a health bar gets zeroed when I come by. Fr their all shit: violent, extortionists, human trafficking, rapist, whatever. If you spare a gang it’s from some romanticized image of it the actual institution deserves the noose.
I enjoy killing voodoo boys the most. Like if you are a regular gangster and I’m nearby you are in danger but I may not be in the mood. If you are a voodoo boy on the other hand, my presence is your death sentence
I basically kill all gangsters at first sight
If you’re gonna try to kill me for getting too close then I’ll make sure you never harm a civ for doing that
Just started doing this on my new play through, very satisfying.
You annihilate Maelstrom to be a hero
I annihilate Maelstrom to meme a cyberpsycho
We’re not the same
Lmao in my current playthrough I’m homies with them, me n dumdum blasting black lace in totentanz nightly
No one talks to me like Dum Dum and gets away with it