River doesn’t even know how to be close to his own family and you think it isn’t awkward?? Says more about you b
H7pnotic
He tried to freak me.
Yeet123456789djfbhd
Damn fucker right B)
(My name is Valerie)
Osniffable
The family is fine, it’s River who can’t take a hint.
Rahaman117
I had no issues with his family, in fact if V was a bit older or Joss a little younger I think River’s sister could’ve been made a better romance option.
You help their family, rescue Joss’ son, it pretty much plays into romancing a widowed single mother.
River’s romance is what I find a bit weird.
Jeremy_Melton
His family are the worst matchmakers. They don’t realize they’re trying to pair up a 23 year old with someone in his 40s. I wish we could’ve told Joss “Joss, the last time I saw River was when we rescued Randy… that’s doesn’t exactly sound like the typical first date”.
DDWildflower
Why do the kids have Huey and Lueys voices from Duck Tales?
AgenteEspecialCooper
The romance may be awkward, but the family itself is great world building: you can look at them and think “this is what you get when you’re a honest cop in Night City”.
Amos_Burton666
He got so jealous because I kept hitting on his sister 🤣
TNS_420
I don’t have a problem with River or his family. I just prefer Judy.
vargdrottning
The family? Yeah, sure! I liked playing an AR shooter with the kids while I was almost max level with a literal legend of a sandevistan. That felt unironically sweet and relatable, reminded me of playing games with my younger cousin.
But do NOT blame the awkwardness on V, choom! That shit is ENTIRELY on River for not taking a fucking hint. This Johnny Silverhand cosplayer goes through the most horrific case in weeks with you, then the kids ask if you’d make a good couple (something kids could easily do), AND YOU DON’T TAKE THE FUCKING HINT WHEN SHE LEAVES HER HAND DOWN? AND THEN ATTEMPT WHAT IS PERHAPS THE WORST AND MOST TELEGRAPHED CONFESSION IN HISTORY?????
lRainZz
Ahem. FUCK RIVER.
LackOfHarmony
I’m old and I made my V old-looking so it wasn’t awkward for me. 🤷♀️
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Being with Vincent, however, is fine
River doesn’t even know how to be close to his own family and you think it isn’t awkward?? Says more about you b
He tried to freak me.
Damn fucker right B)
(My name is Valerie)
The family is fine, it’s River who can’t take a hint.
I had no issues with his family, in fact if V was a bit older or Joss a little younger I think River’s sister could’ve been made a better romance option.
You help their family, rescue Joss’ son, it pretty much plays into romancing a widowed single mother.
River’s romance is what I find a bit weird.
His family are the worst matchmakers. They don’t realize they’re trying to pair up a 23 year old with someone in his 40s. I wish we could’ve told Joss “Joss, the last time I saw River was when we rescued Randy… that’s doesn’t exactly sound like the typical first date”.
Why do the kids have Huey and Lueys voices from Duck Tales?
The romance may be awkward, but the family itself is great world building: you can look at them and think “this is what you get when you’re a honest cop in Night City”.
He got so jealous because I kept hitting on his sister 🤣
I don’t have a problem with River or his family. I just prefer Judy.
The family? Yeah, sure! I liked playing an AR shooter with the kids while I was almost max level with a literal legend of a sandevistan. That felt unironically sweet and relatable, reminded me of playing games with my younger cousin.
But do NOT blame the awkwardness on V, choom! That shit is ENTIRELY on River for not taking a fucking hint. This Johnny Silverhand cosplayer goes through the most horrific case in weeks with you, then the kids ask if you’d make a good couple (something kids could easily do), AND YOU DON’T TAKE THE FUCKING HINT WHEN SHE LEAVES HER HAND DOWN? AND THEN ATTEMPT WHAT IS PERHAPS THE WORST AND MOST TELEGRAPHED CONFESSION IN HISTORY?????
Ahem. FUCK RIVER.
I’m old and I made my V old-looking so it wasn’t awkward for me. 🤷♀️
sorry River, Judy is queen