Alright, usually I cringe when I see shit like this but the PAir is such a good carryon and this is truly cool af
UnsolicitedNeighbor
How to guarantee you get stopped for a luggage inspection speed run
KazeYume8
Nice
BadgersAndJam77
OP just wants to get strip searched.
ionevenobro
choom, it’d be so funny if some gonk klepped this case thinkin he found somethin’ nova he could sell for hella eddies
Drifti23
i need this 😀
Wild-Lack-1014
strip search at the TSA speed run
Empyrealist
Caution stickers are not a great idea for luggage.
hugeweedfan69
Making your carry on look like a weapons case is stupid
vargdrottning
What if you get stopped by TSA like at the start of the Konpeki heist, but you also use the “We’re arms dealers” line
Embarrassed-Safe6184
Imagine you don’t know anything about Cyberpunk. Now imagine what you think of words like Militech and Flathead. Now imagine you’re airport security or an air marshal, with a taser and a gun. Now imagine someone walking through an airport with this case…
OK, end of joke, PSA: just in case anyone isn’t aware, “interfering with airport security” is a chargeable offense (in the US at least) for which you can be fined thousands of dollars and possibly get jail time. You will at least miss your flight and end up in the airport jail cell. Please nobody actually do anything cute to screw with airport security, because they can absolutely screw you back.
_dooozy_
You’re going to have a hell of a time at the airport. It’s neat but this is an absolutely atrocious idea.
LoafLegend
I get searched enough of the airport. I don’t need extra attention.
nicorobifan
Tell TSA you are here to meet taki san
rye_domaine
Care to explain why you’re bringing weapons onto the premises, into Denver International Airport?
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All you need is Sir John for when tsa search it!
Alright, usually I cringe when I see shit like this but the PAir is such a good carryon and this is truly cool af
How to guarantee you get stopped for a luggage inspection speed run
Nice
OP just wants to get strip searched.
choom, it’d be so funny if some gonk klepped this case thinkin he found somethin’ nova he could sell for hella eddies
i need this 😀
strip search at the TSA speed run
Caution stickers are not a great idea for luggage.
Making your carry on look like a weapons case is stupid
What if you get stopped by TSA like at the start of the Konpeki heist, but you also use the “We’re arms dealers” line
Imagine you don’t know anything about Cyberpunk. Now imagine what you think of words like Militech and Flathead. Now imagine you’re airport security or an air marshal, with a taser and a gun. Now imagine someone walking through an airport with this case…
OK, end of joke, PSA: just in case anyone isn’t aware, “interfering with airport security” is a chargeable offense (in the US at least) for which you can be fined thousands of dollars and possibly get jail time. You will at least miss your flight and end up in the airport jail cell. Please nobody actually do anything cute to screw with airport security, because they can absolutely screw you back.
You’re going to have a hell of a time at the airport. It’s neat but this is an absolutely atrocious idea.
I get searched enough of the airport. I don’t need extra attention.
Tell TSA you are here to meet taki san
Care to explain why you’re bringing weapons onto the premises, into Denver International Airport?