Tell me the atrocities you’ve committed in this game and for 6 eddies I will visit this place and absolve you of your sins. I got 2 million eddies to spare.
Tell me the atrocities you’ve committed in this game and for 6 eddies I will visit this place and absolve you of your sins. I got 2 million eddies to spare.
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I’m running a €$4 mil surplus. I’ll absolve you and eat a scopdog for ya.
Mass homicide
Mutilation of multiple corpses
Arson
Crucified a dude
Sexual deviancy towards panam
Sexual deviancy towards Judy
Sexual deviancy towards the sexy French lady at Hansen’s party
Sexual deviancy towards the president
Throwing grenades at children
Painting the sidewalk red with my car
Stealing a tank and killing a bunch of people with it
Homophobia
Racism
T-Bagging people after they commit suicide
T-Bagging children
T-Bagging hanako’s dad
I killed and killed and there was no end… there still isint
Wait, where in the Glen is this?
Mass murders
Corpse mutilation, involving excessive dismembering
Child murder
Manslaughter
Murder of government officials
Terrorism
Drunk driving
Drugs
Etc
I’m *collecting* junk instead of selling/disassembling it.
I have so much medical gauze in my inventory, I could (and would) mummify people for fun if it was actually possible.
I’m a terrible human being. /s
I met Hanako at Embers
I sided with maiko and took her money cuz realistically she was kinda right clouds was never gonna change, I ratted panam out to Saul and she never talked to me again, I let river get shredded by turrets after leaving him at the farm to deal with it himself, told Barry fuck his turtle and well that didn’t end well, left Takemura to die cuz he called me kuso, handed so mi over to Reed cuz fuck that bitch for betraying me, all before sending Johnny to the blackwall cuz it’s my body my choice.
Spent hours using Maxtac corpses to write things in the roadway and to watch NPC’s drive across their bodies or tried to make a wall of corpses for a shield in an alleyway like in 300. After a while and so many corpses they started despawning so the wall didn’t work well.
I don’t pet a cat.
Saw some kind of religious worship going on. Grenade.
1)Sided with Reed on two occasions(out of five) for Blackwall loot
2)Everything that happened after I actually got that Blackwall loot
3)Installed a mod that gives Canto a bonus ability that works like that one sequence from Songbird’s route where you stretch out your arm and everything dies
4)You can guess what chaos ensued next 😀
You’re going to need more eddies.
burgerly of many accounts
stolen cyberware
mass destruction with civilians cause i cant aim
carrying a weapon that in lore is a warcrime
helping song bird go to the moon cause i found it funny
using people as weapons
property damage
dismemberment like a lot
driving onto a street aiming for people cause i got bored
lots of NCPD death
braking and entering buildings
driving that vechical into the lake during baby let me take you cause i found it funny i can ruin more lives
got so-mis cyberdeck so i can send those who annoy me to cyberhell
left evelyn parkers pimp alive
killed all cyberpsychos cause they bored me to death regardless if they were good or bad
was a dick to jackie
Blew V’s brains out during the ending of the game so everyone can be sad
Kind of T-bagged on evelyn and jackies grave if it counts and jumped on guts a couple of times
lots of racism and sexism
and that’s my list
First time in 400 hours I see this, where is it?
The first eight are not atrocities, especially if murdering Scavs is involved
I punched Ozob’s nose on purpose…
Recently went on a Pacifica genocide journey for components
No atrocities. Scavs and marauders deserve it. I have nothing to atone for.
Tried to smash Smasher
Intentionally driving slow for the flaming crotch man. It is just so damned funny watching his dick explode in a non giggity way. Though I am sure there is a kink for that type of exploding dick which would be giggity for someone.
I usually go out of my way to beat on the unconscious bodies leftover after a gunfight with my gorilla arms as I rummage through their pockets until each of their heads does that satisfying “POP” followed by the squishy release of brains or entrails.
Sometimes I switch it up and use the chainsaw to chop them all up into a pile and light it on fire. V is the Satan of Night City and a fight will certainly end in death for everyone involved. Hell, even bystanders will get caught in the shockwave of Quake or the explosions.
Oh and of course I gotta hack random peoples cars if they are going too slow or just generally pissing me off on the road so that they ram into pedestrians on the sidewalk
had sex with River 🥀🥀🥀