God forbid a girl wants a violent psychopathic killing machine with no emotions nor redeeming qualities.
God forbid a girl wants a violent psychopathic killing machine with no emotions nor redeeming qualities.
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she constantly dies but gets “revived” via relic
My ex wants to fuck the gouls from Fallout
Unfathomably based
What do you mean girls?
There are guys like me who love him aswell right, I can’t be the only one, right? Right?
Pookie Smasher 💞
*concern*
You look like a cut of lovable meat
..🤖
👉👈
Honestly guys and girls are just as freaky, I’ve seen guys thirst for a Techpriest of the Adeptus mechanicus, which is basically Adam Smasher but religious and a lot more tubes and pipes sticking out of the face holes.
I can fix him, right?
Did Smasher call her *”a piece of f#@kable meat”?*
SO FUCKING TRUEEEE. I want that murderous psychopath that would hate my guts. <33
Alexa, play “I Can Fix Him (No, really, I Can)” by Taylor Swift please
I mean I’m sure whatever he straps on is gonna be, both terrifying and hot, I’m down for it.
I guess you can say he is still capable of love because of *The Elvis incident* but that’s olympic levels of mental gymnastics.
“Hear me out” and it’s just metal Satan
I mean I’m not saying I won’t hear you out but like he’s gotta stop looking two different directions
i can’t unsee Aderp Smasher with his optics
How can they fiend for Smasher when there’s Johnny Silverhand?! I’d burn a city with him.
Cerberus is hotter smh
OP, i gotta ask. Would you rather smash Smasher in this form or the canon Elvis Presley body he used to bang Michiko Arasaka?
You just don’t get him
I mean, Michiko Arasaka canonically hit that.
Granted, he was in his Robo-Elvis body.