I feel like I’ve been getting slowly brainrotted for the past 70+ hours

26 Comments

  1. dedjedi

    Foreign culture is brain rot guys, shut it down

  2. MisterDings

    did you know BD doesn’t actually stand for brain dance?

  3. Leading-Equipment929

    Don’t flatline just yet, choomba. You’ve got many more hours to go.

  4. Difficult_Film_5200

    I’ve unironically almost said Choom in public almost zeroed myself out of embarrassment

  5. PaulZyCZ

    OK choom, but now I need to delta somewhere… 🙂

  6. Warponator

    I actually like the lango they have in Night City. There is a certaint logic behind most of the words, not just some random shit you need to look up for 5 hours – just to get the context nowdays.

  7. BrightPerspective

    Shut up and get your iron, gonk.

    We’ve got eddies to earn.

  8. MonsieurOs

    I’ve said Preem a few times in my day to day. It doesn’t raise eyebrows

  9. BoredVixxen

    Well we do scroll on browsers. Calling cars wheels ain’t a new one. Annnnd calling guns iron isn’t new, same with clothes and threads but the rest is cyberpunk download. Welcome to the party you nova choom gonk.

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  10. InternationalCod3604

    Deets, zero, wheels, preem, delta are all slang we use IRL lmao

  11. A_DudeGuy_777

    Choom, I heard you got some preem iron. Anyways, we need to delta ‘cause we need to zero some gonk and klep his wheels. Nice threads by the way, must’ve taken a LOT of eddies.

  12. fuqueure

    Iron is pretty normal. Fuckin big iron on my hip.

  13. dyno1ck

    I love how nobody says “business” in the game, like it’s a dead word. Even that 80 years old Hanako lady says “biz”. Let’s do bizz, chooms

  14. Leading-Leading6319

    I find myself unironically saying “preem” occassionally and it bothered me when I realized it.

  15. MJdoesThings_

    tbh even though the mosty obnoxious ones like “choom”, “gonk” or “nova” never entered my vocabulary, after nearly 1000hrs on Cyberpunk… some of them might have transpired through.

    I’m sure I said “wheels” a couple times instead of car, “detes” instead of details, or that I “needed to delta”

    The brainrot sure got me. A couple of month ago an old gagoon from the 1980s got shot dead on the highway a few km from where I live, it made headline news etc and I’m sure a “he got offed” slipped through.

  16. Deadass, while playing Halo at one point I thought “I need to find some better iron.” That’s when I realized I’ve gone off the deep end.

  17. MyOwnTutor

    How bout them gangoons, Choom? Pretty nova huh? Now let’s zero this gonk and delta the fuck outta here.

  18. johnhasheart

    I call my son choom all the time now. 😆

  19. goldwynnx

    Cyberpunk brain rot>real life brain rot.

  20. Adventurous_Touch342

    Frankly, iron for gun is quite old (look at ranger with a big iron on his hip) and at least in Poland I’ve encountered “wyzerować kogoś” (zero somebody out) as synonim for killing.

  21. Sothangel

    What do you call a friendly cleaning robot?
    A choomba.

  22. Gaming_devil49

    Don’t people actually say wheels when referring to cars? irl, I mean

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