Hard to pick just one. Every other time I sit down I hear something from Johnny that amuses me. I absolutely love his commentary while I am talking to NPCs.
Snargockle
Johnny after V mentions the Spanish Inquisiton. “You’re right, I didn’t expect that.”
Mehoyminoy336
“YOUR A FUCKIN BOX.”
MasterRPG79
‘… best pussy I ever ate’
SwordsofSiege
“Minus the charisma…..and impressive cock.”
RubEastern497
It’d have to be the she-V ‘OOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOH FUUUUUUHUHUHUCK…’ when she first sees exactly how fucked the cops in the Waiting for Dodger gig are, covered in blood.
cydaslayer
When Johnny tells V “you remind me of me, fifty years back. Minus the charisma and impressive cock.” I laughed pretty good at that the first time I heard it cause it caught me so off guard.
Yeet-the-Barbarian
Come
xandeserapiao
The NPC running from V and shouting: God is more, God is more…
Kindly-Mud-1579
Same sh!t different era
iaguetzZ
“What a fuckable piece of meat” LMAO
InsanePyro1990
Rest in piss, shitbot!
Had me rolling
DeftestY
“fattest fuck to have ever jumped”
SonofTunde
**What is free often proves most costly.”** – Goro Takemura
LastSonofAnshan
“It’s a people’s war.”
Frosty-Discipline512
From the PL gig Prototype In The Scraper “how gonk you gotta be to chip yourself with prototype tech?…no offense V”
Raoul_Revachol
“Grr, this chick gets on my nerves. Let’s you and me blow this place. She’s all over the place. Refuses to take the door, jumps out a window, then acts all surprised when she gets hurt.” – Johnny talking about Judy
Dry-Objective-5324
“I’ve declared war not because capitalism’s a thorn in my side, or out of nostalgia for an America gone by. This war’s a people’s war against a system that’s spiraled out of our control.”
n3tbax
From the gig Waiting For Dodger: “Thanks Bill, got that. No, I mean the dead fucking body on the table.”
Male V’s delivery of that is just perfect
CyberRaspberry2000
“Know what? You’re startin’ to remind me of me, fifty years back! Minus the charisma… and impressive cock”
Present-Secretary722
“You’re a dick, you know?”
“And you’re a cunt. Maybe we’ll fit together after all.”
Mokaran90
“Go eat a dick Jhonny!”
Holy_Hecker69
“And amazeballs”, I love that quote so much from V
AntechamberAE
“It’s like having sex with a woman, and then her sister in the same night. And they’re both people of god”
“Did that really happen, Johnny?”
“Nah. But it *could’ve.*”
DDWildflower
Follow the vectors sistah
NightArcher213
“There are no clean hands. But it is important how they become dirty.”
Goro’s ‘principles’ and ‘honor’ have blinded him to what he supports and is complicit in, making this rather ironic. It’s still an absolute fuckin banger of a line, though.
Drewdiniskirino
V: V. Merc and occasional client of Zane.
J: Johnny Silverhand. Rock legend, voice in V’s head, and also–
V: Fuck sake, Johnny!
J: Just lemme pretend I exist sometimes ok?
bettibrownie
“I’m in your shoes dumbass, for every gonk choice you make. But I can’t do dick” with those facial expressions, always cracks me up
mariorox81
“S’why y’all got a fixer. Anyone try to fuck with you, they first gotta fuck their way through Dex Deshawn’s three-hundred-pound ass.”
EmpressRika
“You follow that breadcrumb trail, but when you connect the dots, all you will see is a dick.” – Johnny Silverhand, the best bastard in Night City.
Boysenberry_17
“If I gotta kill, I’ll kill. If I need your body I’ll fuckin’ take it.”
despenser412
“Those eddies were to get us the fuck ATTA here!”
Random NPC that always cracks me up.
CybertronGuy98
“i want more Aristotle!”
Christian_RULES
“Look at me. See this face? This is a look of un-fucking surprise on my face.”
Avolto
V and Johnny after finding Hellman.
“But what they did to you. Is what you’re doing to me.”
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Put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Hard to pick just one. Every other time I sit down I hear something from Johnny that amuses me. I absolutely love his commentary while I am talking to NPCs.
Johnny after V mentions the Spanish Inquisiton. “You’re right, I didn’t expect that.”
“YOUR A FUCKIN BOX.”
‘… best pussy I ever ate’
“Minus the charisma…..and impressive cock.”
It’d have to be the she-V ‘OOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOH FUUUUUUHUHUHUCK…’ when she first sees exactly how fucked the cops in the Waiting for Dodger gig are, covered in blood.
When Johnny tells V “you remind me of me, fifty years back. Minus the charisma and impressive cock.” I laughed pretty good at that the first time I heard it cause it caught me so off guard.
Come
The NPC running from V and shouting: God is more, God is more…
Same sh!t different era
“What a fuckable piece of meat” LMAO
Rest in piss, shitbot!
Had me rolling
“fattest fuck to have ever jumped”
**What is free often proves most costly.”** – Goro Takemura
“It’s a people’s war.”
From the PL gig Prototype In The Scraper “how gonk you gotta be to chip yourself with prototype tech?…no offense V”
“Grr, this chick gets on my nerves. Let’s you and me blow this place. She’s all over the place. Refuses to take the door, jumps out a window, then acts all surprised when she gets hurt.” – Johnny talking about Judy
“I’ve declared war not because capitalism’s a thorn in my side, or out of nostalgia for an America gone by. This war’s a people’s war against a system that’s spiraled out of our control.”
From the gig Waiting For Dodger: “Thanks Bill, got that. No, I mean the dead fucking body on the table.”
Male V’s delivery of that is just perfect
“Know what? You’re startin’ to remind me of me, fifty years back! Minus the charisma… and impressive cock”
“You’re a dick, you know?”
“And you’re a cunt. Maybe we’ll fit together after all.”
“Go eat a dick Jhonny!”
“And amazeballs”, I love that quote so much from V
“It’s like having sex with a woman, and then her sister in the same night. And they’re both people of god”
“Did that really happen, Johnny?”
“Nah. But it *could’ve.*”
Follow the vectors sistah
“There are no clean hands. But it is important how they become dirty.”
Goro’s ‘principles’ and ‘honor’ have blinded him to what he supports and is complicit in, making this rather ironic. It’s still an absolute fuckin banger of a line, though.
V: V. Merc and occasional client of Zane.
J: Johnny Silverhand. Rock legend, voice in V’s head, and also–
V: Fuck sake, Johnny!
J: Just lemme pretend I exist sometimes ok?
“I’m in your shoes dumbass, for every gonk choice you make. But I can’t do dick” with those facial expressions, always cracks me up
“S’why y’all got a fixer. Anyone try to fuck with you, they first gotta fuck their way through Dex Deshawn’s three-hundred-pound ass.”
“You follow that breadcrumb trail, but when you connect the dots, all you will see is a dick.” – Johnny Silverhand, the best bastard in Night City.
“If I gotta kill, I’ll kill. If I need your body I’ll fuckin’ take it.”
“Those eddies were to get us the fuck ATTA here!”
Random NPC that always cracks me up.
“i want more Aristotle!”
“Look at me. See this face? This is a look of un-fucking surprise on my face.”
V and Johnny after finding Hellman.
“But what they did to you. Is what you’re doing to me.”
“I know. That’s why I’m gonna fix it.