2 separate lobbies, employed / unemployed

Full time education can go into employed, provided you can prove you actually are in education and not flunking to play cod

Let the virgins who never seen a boob in their life living in their parents basement setting their alarm to play cod all day, watching tiktok in the pregame lobby to see what’s the newest op meta gun/strat, sniffing a line of gfuel before they drop in, don’t know what colour grass is play their own little game

All these ttv/tiktok clan tag losers thinking they gonna go pro put them in their own little geek lobbies and their delusion will eventually go out the window when they realise they all dogshit all along and wasted their life on a game silly virgins

43 Comments

  1. Potential_Dirt_8479

    Almost all popular games need this lmao.
    I’ve been playing rivals for the past few months and its the same over there sweaty asf.

  2. Mr_Rafi

    To be fair, you’re very likely getting demolished by people with full-time jobs. You’re coping pretending that you’re only getting killed by people less busy than you. The game has been around for ages in the sense of Warzone and franchise itself.

    This post comes off as a massive post-match vent lol.

    COD isn’t a geeky game either lmao. It’s the most mainstream shooter on the market. It’s very likely that you’re getting beaten by people who just got back from being out with mates.

    “Anyone who is better than be is sweaty, anyone who is worse than me is a bot.
    -Aristotle.

  3. Aliskanbobo

    Input-Based-Matchmaking too as “option” in-game “settings”.

  4. Decent_Ad_7164

    Some of us are managing full-time education, working jobs, staying active, maintaining real relationships and still outplay you in-game. Being skilled at Warzone doesn’t mean someone is unemployed or living in a basement. Some people are just efficient with their time and happen to enjoy gaming as a hobby, not a lifestyle.

    The idea that only “unemployed virgins” are good at the game is just a lazy stereotype. People from all walks of life play and excel.

    Maybe instead of trying to divide players based on life circumstances, the focus should be on improving your own gameplay. Because right now, it just sounds like you’re upset you’re losing to people who are beating you at both the game and life.

  5. DukeRains

    Buddy thinks he’s trash because he has a job lmaooooooo

  6. EAtheGawd

    Lol I’ve personally been playing since 2010. All my friends who are employed and have wives and kids have been playing for even longer. This is cope. A lot of the people better than you simply grew up with the game

  7. Notnowcmg

    Imagine they did actually do this – what would be your next excuse for dying? Are you just going to keep removing players until you’re playing against statues to feed your ego?

  8. Mania_Cannitdo

    As someone who was employed (deadass got fired a few days ago) and played cod after working 1-10 I’m very half and half with this idea. Only because I have a friend who spends like 8 hours a day on the game and is significantly way better than I am at any game I play. He’s a fast learner and can pick up on games. I have another friend who works a regular job and pays for his own house and he could probably hit iridescent ranking. It’s because these 2 understand the fundamentals of not js cod but video games. You can be good and still employed. I believe there’s people who are unemployed who are skilled from all the hours of practice then you got the people who are employed and are skilled because they understand the game. Whether that was always playing cod growing up or just naturally being a fast learner.

  9. Logan_Reloaded

    ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)

    The irony 🤣

  10. islandjames246

    Sometimes the employed ones are the cheaters

  11. UncoolSlicedBread

    I’ve got a full time job and side hustle that keeps me busy most of time. I probably play 1-2 hours a few times a week.

    I’ve got a 3kd.

    I think it’s just a skill issue on your part.

  12. Westii199

    I have a 4.7 E/D and work full time, I’d love to be in the employed lobbies

  13. Fresh-Cockroach5563

    Can’t we all just get along?

  14. finaderiva

    Idk I have a job and a 1.6 kd. I’m not the best I can shit on some kids. It’s a stretch to assume everyone better than you is unemployed, maybe you just suck?

  15. prollyincorrect

    This is such a weird way to try to find a way to make yourself better than someone. I work full time and I’m not that great at the game. I’m very low end average. I have a friend who works a full time corporate job and is a demon on the game. Dudes also a freak at Fortnite and Apex. It’s so weird seeing it.
    My unemployed friend doesn’t even play the game.

  16. wjmaher

    I would play extra to play in 40 years old + lobbies. Not much extra, but a little. So long as the vetting system to prove your age was robust enough that kids couldn’t get away with using their parents’ profiles. I have a few ideas on how that could work. What’s yours?

  17. MammothFrosting3565

    People get so triggered by this and it’s truly so funny 😭

  18. its_bydesign

    You’ll be sad as fuck when my 33yo FT ass is sliding around the corner into a jump shot on you

  19. ItsJaedonSan

    This post is all sorts weird me personally work full time and taking care of family members play above average 1.70kd just gotta get better somehow

  20. Lostindasmoke

    Idk gang after a long day of construction I come home and play pretty well matter fact my break is almost over …. Dw I’ll be home to make you cry later

  21. TheDaniel18

    idk if this is bait or no, if not then this just a skill issue…

  22. MarsMC_

    This generation of gamers is cooked.. if someone is better than you, instead of wanting to get better, yall just degrade the other players and assume they no life it when the fact is probably a skill issue

  23. DaftDrummer

    What really helps, and has helped me a lot – is coming to terms with the fact that as you age you simply lose your “edge”.

    I can’t personally be assed to improve so much or put in the hours to become top 3 of every WZ drop.

    I’ve realized that I’m simply not good enough, and most are just better than me.

    However, I still enjoy dropping in with my friends and having a laugh while we’re all being annihilated.

  24. WallaWalla1513

    We get it, you died in a game of Warzone and it makes you sad. Just move onto another game already.

  25. Manakuski

    The only real fix this game needs is a massive nerf to rotational aim assist.

  26. pirate-private

    yeah some thinly veiled incel blabla firmly puts you in the bot category intellect-wise, and that likely explains why you´re getting sht on. keep double-peeking those angles pretending your job doesn´t allow you to think for one second, i´ll gladly take the freebie.

  27. minntz_

    I have a full time job, go to the gym after work which is about an hour and a half – two hours, get home, eat dinner, shower, spend time with the ol’ lady, and then ball out on the game for a couple hours. I have about a 4kd in rebirth and just over a 3kd in warzone. I get where you’re coming from, but cod isn’t a very demanding game.

  28. Excellent-End1463

    You know there is a mode for people like you? It’s called casual and is full of bots, which I assume you would fit like a glove with.

  29. AdminsCanSuckMyDong

    The amount of cope lol.

    Our discord with ~20 or so people who play all have full time jobs, a bunch also have kids. We are constantly accused of being unemployed losers from bots that we stomp. We also die to people who are better than us all the time, they likely have jobs too. Some people are just better.

    Your whole post is just you crying about people being better than you at a video game while you try to insult them, seeing no irony in calling other people basement dwelling virgins while you cry on reddit.

  30. klappsparten

    ![gif](giphy|xULW8N9O5WD32L5052)

    The only real fix to any if this non sense no good for nothing game.

  31. Billy_Madison69

    Unbelievably soft. I have a full time job and at this game but I couldn’t imagine making such a whiny post like this lmao.

  32. Skoosh69

    But then people can’t live in their delusion thinking everyone that smashes them is unemployed, leave the bots alone we need more not less

  33. peoplefoundtheother1

    Sounds youre just ass at the game buddy. I work an 8-5 and still get dubs consistently. Although i would love an employed filter where all the guns and attachments are unlocked because i dont have the time to grind out the meta stuff

  34. bugistuta

    This community needs to drop all the euphemisms and just say “filter lobby: good / bad”

    Enough with all this casual / sweat bullshit too.

    CoD is one of the least mechanically demanding games out there and if you can’t do it after the game has been out 5+ years then you’re just bad.

  35. EquivalentReason2057

    Imo a better split would be to have an over 30s or 40s only lobby, like some rec sports do

  36. DeltaOmegaEnigma

    so what’ll be the next excuse once the employed populace (the majority of the playerbase i hope) continue to run circles around you?

  37. lockthebasement

    Having a job is nothing special, its actually really common and most people you are playing against have one too. Stop using your job as an excuse and get better

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