How does a developer even respond to an alpha chad like that?

31 Comments

  1. asmallman

    What games had that control scheme the FUCK?

  2. D4T45T0RM06

    You tell the nurse at the home to limit their PC privileges.

  3. Jirekianu

    I’ve played fps and video games since the early 90s. The fuck kind of control scheme is that? full on too stupid to live and too unique to die.

  4. ch1nomachin3

    ngl i do remember going forward using the mouse….😭

  5. Fragrant_One4549

    I remember that a cs player used that control scheme

  6. x7_omega

    My version of response: “We are not worthy of your attention, oh the Ancient One!”

    Seriously though, in 1993 everyone remotely sane and sober was using arrows in Doom – the only 1993 FPS worth mentioning or remembering.

  7. navagon

    I use arrow keys because I’m a lefty. I have to admit I was almost with this guy until the end. But yeah, you can’t expect that to be accommodated.

  8. scurvylemur

    buddy doesn’t even need a bind for going backwords. Truley a w holding CHAD

  9. SwashNBuckle

    is this an evil alternate dimension WoolieVS?

  10. salesdemon117

    Giga had Controls and make that the other option

  11. Sufficient-Turn-7799

    Please tell me they have Ultrakill or Doom Eternal footage of this guy playing like this.

  12. MrFreeCat

    “Thanks for your input. We’ll make sure that the mouse keys are rebindable just like any other button. Please stay tuned for our next patch/update.”

  13. toph1980

    That’s like leaving Ford a comment saying their cars are shit because the clutch pedal doesn’t turn the car left and the gas pedal doesn’t engage the handbrake.

  14. downbadngh

    I aspire for this level of sheer masculinity 😭💔

  15. Dude has one mouse for aiming and another one for moving

  16. cognitiveglitch

    I’ve played that scheme, arrows and of course WASD, there is no excuse not to adapt to arguably better control schemes over that period of time.

    The problem sits behind the keyboard here.

  17. neko808

    So I’ve seen people give examples of the control scheme but were the early wasd games even rebindable? Did this person just go multiple years not playing because they couldn’t use their fuckass control scheme?

  18. Nice-Analysis8044

    sometimes I kick around the idea of using vim/nethack movement keys (hjkl) for all games

  19. -DethLok-


    Being a lefty I use the arrow keys and the Ins, Home, PgUp, Del, End and PgDn keys above them.

    I preferred to use my joystick in my right hand, but Win7 (I think? Maybe a later version?) stymied that by not allowing me to bind stuff to it in games anymore. Josystick works in Windows, but not in Steam games 🙁

    So I stopped playing FPS games as I couldn’t use both hand with buttons literally at my fingertips 🙁

    Meh.

  20. skyblood

    Adapt then snowflake, think he’s something huh.

  21. krieger82

    I also use mouse 2 to move forward. That was the original doom setup IIRC.

  22. To be fair, when quake 1 launched and I first discovered how to turn on mouse look, I also used the right button to move forward.

  23. Devon_07

    ![gif](giphy|1zRd5ZNo0s6kLPifL1|downsized)

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