You tell the nurse at the home to limit their PC privileges.
Edgy_Robin
Game devs fear them.
Jirekianu
I’ve played fps and video games since the early 90s. The fuck kind of control scheme is that? full on too stupid to live and too unique to die.
ch1nomachin3
ngl i do remember going forward using the mouse….😭
Fragrant_One4549
I remember that a cs player used that control scheme
x7_omega
My version of response: “We are not worthy of your attention, oh the Ancient One!”
Seriously though, in 1993 everyone remotely sane and sober was using arrows in Doom – the only 1993 FPS worth mentioning or remembering.
navagon
I use arrow keys because I’m a lefty. I have to admit I was almost with this guy until the end. But yeah, you can’t expect that to be accommodated.
scurvylemur
buddy doesn’t even need a bind for going backwords. Truley a w holding CHAD
SwashNBuckle
is this an evil alternate dimension WoolieVS?
salesdemon117
Giga had Controls and make that the other option
Sufficient-Turn-7799
Please tell me they have Ultrakill or Doom Eternal footage of this guy playing like this.
__xfc
Demonic setup
MrFreeCat
“Thanks for your input. We’ll make sure that the mouse keys are rebindable just like any other button. Please stay tuned for our next patch/update.”
Mike_for_all
Wel, he can rebind them no?
toph1980
That’s like leaving Ford a comment saying their cars are shit because the clutch pedal doesn’t turn the car left and the gas pedal doesn’t engage the handbrake.
downbadngh
I aspire for this level of sheer masculinity 😭💔
SV-97
Dude has one mouse for aiming and another one for moving
cognitiveglitch
I’ve played that scheme, arrows and of course WASD, there is no excuse not to adapt to arguably better control schemes over that period of time.
The problem sits behind the keyboard here.
neko808
So I’ve seen people give examples of the control scheme but were the early wasd games even rebindable? Did this person just go multiple years not playing because they couldn’t use their fuckass control scheme?
Nice-Analysis8044
sometimes I kick around the idea of using vim/nethack movement keys (hjkl) for all games
-DethLok-
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Being a lefty I use the arrow keys and the Ins, Home, PgUp, Del, End and PgDn keys above them.
I preferred to use my joystick in my right hand, but Win7 (I think? Maybe a later version?) stymied that by not allowing me to bind stuff to it in games anymore. Josystick works in Windows, but not in Steam games 🙁
So I stopped playing FPS games as I couldn’t use both hand with buttons literally at my fingertips 🙁
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‘Fuck off’
What games had that control scheme the FUCK?
You tell the nurse at the home to limit their PC privileges.
Game devs fear them.
I’ve played fps and video games since the early 90s. The fuck kind of control scheme is that? full on too stupid to live and too unique to die.
ngl i do remember going forward using the mouse….😭
I remember that a cs player used that control scheme
My version of response: “We are not worthy of your attention, oh the Ancient One!”
Seriously though, in 1993 everyone remotely sane and sober was using arrows in Doom – the only 1993 FPS worth mentioning or remembering.
I use arrow keys because I’m a lefty. I have to admit I was almost with this guy until the end. But yeah, you can’t expect that to be accommodated.
buddy doesn’t even need a bind for going backwords. Truley a w holding CHAD
is this an evil alternate dimension WoolieVS?
Giga had Controls and make that the other option
Please tell me they have Ultrakill or Doom Eternal footage of this guy playing like this.
Demonic setup
“Thanks for your input. We’ll make sure that the mouse keys are rebindable just like any other button. Please stay tuned for our next patch/update.”
Wel, he can rebind them no?
That’s like leaving Ford a comment saying their cars are shit because the clutch pedal doesn’t turn the car left and the gas pedal doesn’t engage the handbrake.
I aspire for this level of sheer masculinity 😭💔
Dude has one mouse for aiming and another one for moving
I’ve played that scheme, arrows and of course WASD, there is no excuse not to adapt to arguably better control schemes over that period of time.
The problem sits behind the keyboard here.
So I’ve seen people give examples of the control scheme but were the early wasd games even rebindable? Did this person just go multiple years not playing because they couldn’t use their fuckass control scheme?
sometimes I kick around the idea of using vim/nethack movement keys (hjkl) for all games
…
Being a lefty I use the arrow keys and the Ins, Home, PgUp, Del, End and PgDn keys above them.
I preferred to use my joystick in my right hand, but Win7 (I think? Maybe a later version?) stymied that by not allowing me to bind stuff to it in games anymore. Josystick works in Windows, but not in Steam games 🙁
So I stopped playing FPS games as I couldn’t use both hand with buttons literally at my fingertips 🙁
Meh.
Me rn:
https://preview.redd.it/weq21ijy9cxe1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9aa3b0e024914523cce8c866ef8eb2dd3f315e
Adapt then snowflake, think he’s something huh.
Its a troll, for sure
I will just leave this here…
[Youtube](https://youtu.be/ShVldipvisk)
Average Tekken player
I also use mouse 2 to move forward. That was the original doom setup IIRC.
To be fair, when quake 1 launched and I first discovered how to turn on mouse look, I also used the right button to move forward.
