Oblivion npc be like

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  1. joestaff

    The half-Orc Prince. Pretty sure there’s a Harry Potter book about him.

  2. WeBornToHula

    I’m glad oblivion is back. We all needed new oblivion memes.

  3. _Goose_

    You could put a Twinkie in his mouth sidewise and it wouldn’t touch his lips.

  4. LeastInsaneKobold

    That one mf dunmer then getting mad at you

  5. iliketires65

    This was always funny to me. Like you’re the current grand champion of the arena. Everyone says no one challenges you because they’re afraid of you. You don’t have time to go find out about your past that you care about so much yourself?

  6. huntersood

    I’m kinda disappointed that IRL no one’s handing me any mysterious keys.
    Maybe I should start randomly giving out mysterious keys and telling people it might lead to treasure

  7. New-Orion

    Lol then you do the quest for him and he just let’s you kill him in the championship bout.

  8. I dunno if im in the minority but I dislike how Agronak looks in the remaster, They could easily have made him slightly less ugly if they wanted to.

    The vampire eyes is a cool touch though since he’s a descendant of a vampire

  9. GoldenAgeGamer72

    Dude! Same vibe for me when I tried to get the emperor’s son to come with me to Weynon Priory. Matius barely met me and was skeptical of me yet he asked me to risk my life going into the Oblivion gate. Then when I get in there one of the friggin’ guys that I go in to save tells me that he’s leaving and that I need to save his friend. I’m like WTF? The balls on these people.

  10. nagelbitarn

    Others be like “I don’t know you, and I don’t CARE to know you!”

  11. Pipe_Memes

    I feel like orcs aren’t generally known for their intelligence or their social abilities.

  12. The_Powers

    Exit the arena now and rest! You’ve earned it!

  13. Prime4Cast

    *finds out

    “Ok, kill me stranger.”

  14. ScyllaIsBea

    Me who beat his ass in the arena after promising to help him and then I didn’t

  15. CaptainMcAnus

    Sometimes I wonder if the Arena would have been better written if the “Arena in every city” concept didn’t get cut due to file size limitations.

    But then we wouldn’t have this goober handing me the keys to his life.

    So it could have gone either way really.

  16. Pyrichoria

    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my mom’s key. Please find who made me.

  17. Nanganoid3000

    This is why Viva La Dirt League is so funny, IMO.

    Bat shit insane RPG logic,

    Ultimately lazy writing and the “story telling aspects” of the studio’s don’t actually know how to write proper stories,

    OH WELL XD XD XD

  18. Intrepid_Hawk_9048

    They really did the Orcs kinda dirty compared to the Argonians and the Khajitt. I haven’t seen one decent looking orc character lol

  19. ssswan88

    Orcs all looking like Smiling Friends characters damn

  20. Konchroller

    Yikes. r/teenagers is spreading like cancer again i see.

  21. vigoroiscool123

    I forgot to do his quest and killed him too soon lol

  22. AdamBlaster007

    They also be like:

    Some farmer: “stranger, protect my small farm from an army of goblins with my sons and exchange you’ll get *the* Chillrend.”

  23. joe102938

    Lmao that’s just Bethesda at this point.

    The entire star field campaign revolved around ” Oh, your a random miner and just uncovered this dangerous object that could save or destroy the universe? Quick, take it to this secret society who will ask you to save the galaxy with it.”

  24. CardTrickOTK

    And then he let me become grand champion for free basically

  25. Skabomb

    You may hate him, but he’s a free murder for the Brotherhood quest that won’t otherwise cause problems. So he’s my friend and I absolutely will do his quest.

  26. tehbestfanciestpants

    You’ve got a great point, globs of yeti cum

  27. Kitakitakita

    i want to believe he made copies of the keys to distribute them, but this is Oblivion after all

  28. 2Scribble

    Hey, I just met you

    And this is crazy

    But do my mission

    I’ll pay you – maybe

  29. TrumpdUP

    All I hear from NPCs is how murdering someone and going to sleep makes the Dark Brotherhood reach out to you lmao

  30. leopard_tights

    I don’t see the problem, this is how male friendship works.

  31. PeacefulToast

    Truly can’t believe he’s descended from a vampire

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