The half-Orc Prince. Pretty sure there’s a Harry Potter book about him.
WeBornToHula
I’m glad oblivion is back. We all needed new oblivion memes.
_Goose_
You could put a Twinkie in his mouth sidewise and it wouldn’t touch his lips.
LeastInsaneKobold
That one mf dunmer then getting mad at you
iliketires65
This was always funny to me. Like you’re the current grand champion of the arena. Everyone says no one challenges you because they’re afraid of you. You don’t have time to go find out about your past that you care about so much yourself?
huntersood
I’m kinda disappointed that IRL no one’s handing me any mysterious keys.
Maybe I should start randomly giving out mysterious keys and telling people it might lead to treasure
New-Orion
Lol then you do the quest for him and he just let’s you kill him in the championship bout.
Rydux7
I dunno if im in the minority but I dislike how Agronak looks in the remaster, They could easily have made him slightly less ugly if they wanted to.
The vampire eyes is a cool touch though since he’s a descendant of a vampire
GoldenAgeGamer72
Dude! Same vibe for me when I tried to get the emperor’s son to come with me to Weynon Priory. Matius barely met me and was skeptical of me yet he asked me to risk my life going into the Oblivion gate. Then when I get in there one of the friggin’ guys that I go in to save tells me that he’s leaving and that I need to save his friend. I’m like WTF? The balls on these people.
nagelbitarn
Others be like “I don’t know you, and I don’t CARE to know you!”
Pipe_Memes
I feel like orcs aren’t generally known for their intelligence or their social abilities.
The_Powers
Exit the arena now and rest! You’ve earned it!
Prime4Cast
*finds out
“Ok, kill me stranger.”
ScyllaIsBea
Me who beat his ass in the arena after promising to help him and then I didn’t
CaptainMcAnus
Sometimes I wonder if the Arena would have been better written if the “Arena in every city” concept didn’t get cut due to file size limitations.
But then we wouldn’t have this goober handing me the keys to his life.
So it could have gone either way really.
Grnballoon_
His armor looked better in the og
Pyrichoria
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my mom’s key. Please find who made me.
Nanganoid3000
This is why Viva La Dirt League is so funny, IMO.
Bat shit insane RPG logic,
Ultimately lazy writing and the “story telling aspects” of the studio’s don’t actually know how to write proper stories,
OH WELL XD XD XD
Intrepid_Hawk_9048
They really did the Orcs kinda dirty compared to the Argonians and the Khajitt. I haven’t seen one decent looking orc character lol
ssswan88
Orcs all looking like Smiling Friends characters damn
Konchroller
Yikes. r/teenagers is spreading like cancer again i see.
vigoroiscool123
I forgot to do his quest and killed him too soon lol
AdamBlaster007
They also be like:
Some farmer: “stranger, protect my small farm from an army of goblins with my sons and exchange you’ll get *the* Chillrend.”
smegmathor
Surfer bro orc vibes from the image
joe102938
Lmao that’s just Bethesda at this point.
The entire star field campaign revolved around ” Oh, your a random miner and just uncovered this dangerous object that could save or destroy the universe? Quick, take it to this secret society who will ask you to save the galaxy with it.”
CardTrickOTK
And then he let me become grand champion for free basically
Skabomb
You may hate him, but he’s a free murder for the Brotherhood quest that won’t otherwise cause problems. So he’s my friend and I absolutely will do his quest.
tehbestfanciestpants
You’ve got a great point, globs of yeti cum
Kitakitakita
i want to believe he made copies of the keys to distribute them, but this is Oblivion after all
2Scribble
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But do my mission
I’ll pay you – maybe
TrumpdUP
All I hear from NPCs is how murdering someone and going to sleep makes the Dark Brotherhood reach out to you lmao
leopard_tights
I don’t see the problem, this is how male friendship works.
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The half-Orc Prince. Pretty sure there’s a Harry Potter book about him.
I’m glad oblivion is back. We all needed new oblivion memes.
You could put a Twinkie in his mouth sidewise and it wouldn’t touch his lips.
That one mf dunmer then getting mad at you
This was always funny to me. Like you’re the current grand champion of the arena. Everyone says no one challenges you because they’re afraid of you. You don’t have time to go find out about your past that you care about so much yourself?
I’m kinda disappointed that IRL no one’s handing me any mysterious keys.
Maybe I should start randomly giving out mysterious keys and telling people it might lead to treasure
Lol then you do the quest for him and he just let’s you kill him in the championship bout.
I dunno if im in the minority but I dislike how Agronak looks in the remaster, They could easily have made him slightly less ugly if they wanted to.
The vampire eyes is a cool touch though since he’s a descendant of a vampire
Dude! Same vibe for me when I tried to get the emperor’s son to come with me to Weynon Priory. Matius barely met me and was skeptical of me yet he asked me to risk my life going into the Oblivion gate. Then when I get in there one of the friggin’ guys that I go in to save tells me that he’s leaving and that I need to save his friend. I’m like WTF? The balls on these people.
Others be like “I don’t know you, and I don’t CARE to know you!”
I feel like orcs aren’t generally known for their intelligence or their social abilities.
Exit the arena now and rest! You’ve earned it!
*finds out
“Ok, kill me stranger.”
Me who beat his ass in the arena after promising to help him and then I didn’t
Sometimes I wonder if the Arena would have been better written if the “Arena in every city” concept didn’t get cut due to file size limitations.
But then we wouldn’t have this goober handing me the keys to his life.
So it could have gone either way really.
His armor looked better in the og
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my mom’s key. Please find who made me.
This is why Viva La Dirt League is so funny, IMO.
Bat shit insane RPG logic,
Ultimately lazy writing and the “story telling aspects” of the studio’s don’t actually know how to write proper stories,
OH WELL XD XD XD
They really did the Orcs kinda dirty compared to the Argonians and the Khajitt. I haven’t seen one decent looking orc character lol
Orcs all looking like Smiling Friends characters damn
Yikes. r/teenagers is spreading like cancer again i see.
I forgot to do his quest and killed him too soon lol
They also be like:
Some farmer: “stranger, protect my small farm from an army of goblins with my sons and exchange you’ll get *the* Chillrend.”
Surfer bro orc vibes from the image
Lmao that’s just Bethesda at this point.
The entire star field campaign revolved around ” Oh, your a random miner and just uncovered this dangerous object that could save or destroy the universe? Quick, take it to this secret society who will ask you to save the galaxy with it.”
And then he let me become grand champion for free basically
You may hate him, but he’s a free murder for the Brotherhood quest that won’t otherwise cause problems. So he’s my friend and I absolutely will do his quest.
You’ve got a great point, globs of yeti cum
i want to believe he made copies of the keys to distribute them, but this is Oblivion after all
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But do my mission
I’ll pay you – maybe
All I hear from NPCs is how murdering someone and going to sleep makes the Dark Brotherhood reach out to you lmao
I don’t see the problem, this is how male friendship works.
Truly can’t believe he’s descended from a vampire
That certainly is a face.