That said, this was one of my favorite gigs. The tension when Dodger showed up was very cinematic and felt extremely real. Staring him down while he called to check if his guys were still alive with the full understanding that if he decided to try something anyway, I was about to murder every single person besides my clients in that room, felt *amazing.*
I also like to think about him getting the all-clear, letting us go, and then going upstairs and discovering that everyone was alive, but *unconscious.* That moment of “that merc could have killed every one of these people, which means they could have killed me too, and they *didn’t*” is very satisfying to imagine.
Escaliat_
Lmao, this is one of the best. The absolute buffoonery.
But I don’t think it’s overplayed either. When they were panicking l can believe they wouldn’t think straight and do something so stupid.
And it’s nice to have the recommendation to go non lethal pay off too.
OneSaltyStoat
These two morons deserve a Sam & Max-esque series of their own
Revolutionary_Bid421
And to top it off, I couldn’t stop them from running over Dodger as they exit the parking garage….
Florina_Laufeyson
This gig is so goddamn funny
OrangeYouGladEye
I’m just happy Bill quit the NCPD and opened a scopdog stand. He seems happier!
Feisty-Tumbleweed105
This is probably the funniest gig I’ve had in cyberpunk.
RobMo_sculptor
“I swear to fucking god!”
TheCrazyAssCat
Where do you get this gig
Positive_Plane_3372
The ending always pissed me off. I non-lethal everyone in the building and the idiot at the end still says everyone is flatlined.
So then I have to instant explode all of their heads in a microsecond. Like, who the fuck do you think you’re fucking with.
Honestly this would have been a great moment for V to get recognized and they go “oh fuck it’s V! What are you doing working for these idiots . Please, leave and have a nice day. We don’t want no trouble and if you want some real work V, please see us.”
frankly_highman
Just did this mission for the first time. Was laughing at my TV. That unique pistol is probably my favorite gun so far.
proschocorain
Messed up the dialogue and had to end him
BeardedNerd95
This gig is hilarious, these two idiots are great.
Ok_Reflection1950
this hands down one of those wtf moments i had in the game .
JustAKobold
The ending of this gig really hit home the feeling of being an actual badass merc in night city. The whole giving respect to this crime boss with the unspoken threat hanging in the air that you are a professional and that means these two jackasses are making it out alive even if nobody else is.
Megane_Senpai
Yeah, but in the end it shows how much the gigs in PL were improved compared to the base game. My most impressive one would be the one similar to a Witcher 3 quest, you meet the quest lister, then go find tracks, following it, and in the end there’s a moral problem to solve.
Charlie_Approaching
these mfs are so dumb that V of all people is the smartest person in the room
Mike-CLE
I have beaten this game front to back four times. How have I never run into this mission?
18 Comments
God, this pair of chucklefucks.
That said, this was one of my favorite gigs. The tension when Dodger showed up was very cinematic and felt extremely real. Staring him down while he called to check if his guys were still alive with the full understanding that if he decided to try something anyway, I was about to murder every single person besides my clients in that room, felt *amazing.*
I also like to think about him getting the all-clear, letting us go, and then going upstairs and discovering that everyone was alive, but *unconscious.* That moment of “that merc could have killed every one of these people, which means they could have killed me too, and they *didn’t*” is very satisfying to imagine.
Lmao, this is one of the best. The absolute buffoonery.
But I don’t think it’s overplayed either. When they were panicking l can believe they wouldn’t think straight and do something so stupid.
And it’s nice to have the recommendation to go non lethal pay off too.
These two morons deserve a Sam & Max-esque series of their own
And to top it off, I couldn’t stop them from running over Dodger as they exit the parking garage….
This gig is so goddamn funny
I’m just happy Bill quit the NCPD and opened a scopdog stand. He seems happier!
This is probably the funniest gig I’ve had in cyberpunk.
“I swear to fucking god!”
Where do you get this gig
The ending always pissed me off. I non-lethal everyone in the building and the idiot at the end still says everyone is flatlined.
So then I have to instant explode all of their heads in a microsecond. Like, who the fuck do you think you’re fucking with.
Honestly this would have been a great moment for V to get recognized and they go “oh fuck it’s V! What are you doing working for these idiots . Please, leave and have a nice day. We don’t want no trouble and if you want some real work V, please see us.”
Just did this mission for the first time. Was laughing at my TV. That unique pistol is probably my favorite gun so far.
Messed up the dialogue and had to end him
This gig is hilarious, these two idiots are great.
this hands down one of those wtf moments i had in the game .
The ending of this gig really hit home the feeling of being an actual badass merc in night city. The whole giving respect to this crime boss with the unspoken threat hanging in the air that you are a professional and that means these two jackasses are making it out alive even if nobody else is.
Yeah, but in the end it shows how much the gigs in PL were improved compared to the base game. My most impressive one would be the one similar to a Witcher 3 quest, you meet the quest lister, then go find tracks, following it, and in the end there’s a moral problem to solve.
these mfs are so dumb that V of all people is the smartest person in the room
I have beaten this game front to back four times. How have I never run into this mission?